Ski Jokes

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NS,
I need your best ski jokes or puns.Sorry for the parallel thread; I wasn't sure in which forum this one should go.
Thanks!

 

[Rossberger]

What'd the fat skier who couldn't stop himself yell?

I need to lay off the french fries

these are hard to do haha.

 

[danderson.]

Lego my Eggo

 

[Proletariat.]

A parking lot

 

[Travapple.]

tammy walnuts

 

[smallmtskier]

jiblife....

 

[theJones]

what is the difference between a snowboarder and a vacuum…
.. where you attach the dirtbag

 

[asapCferg]

i lolled..

 

[DERS.]

how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

 

[Christian[MN]]

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean?

 

[naturday]

"ill lipslide your rail if you nose press my box"reverse order if you are maleclever and an excellent pick up line

 

[KillaSteeze]

hahahahahahahaaha WIN

 

[EmperorKuzco]

win.

 

[p-fo]

Oh hey there. I will certainly straightline you chute if you lipslide my rail.

 

[SkiThe603]

Simon Dumont /thread

 

[justinp4400]

if said to another skier, i actually thought that was funny.........because......

it will never be finishedt

 

[monkatizer]

heyyyy..that was my one!!!