Ski Joke Request

[midwestcoast]

I'm consulting for an old industry client. Anyone have any good ski/snowboard jokes? I've used my only ones already and am desperate to keep my emails fresh lol.

 

[Jibbcore]

Not really jokes but the saying never take the first or last run is a classic

 

[tdollo]

How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2, one to screw it in, and another to say 'nice turn'.

 

[deac]

people who buy 1000 skis and cant even front 2

 

[weastcoat]

people who buy 1000 skis

True

 

[Don_Kedic]

Why is a liftys lunch only 30 mins?

if it was any longer they would forget how to do their job

 

[dwt802]

Sorry homie, no jokes here. I only got extremely out of pocket ski related pickup lines…

“I hope you like powder skiing because you’re looking ready for a nice face shot“

”I may not have edges left on my skis but I have amazing edge control where it matters”

 

[BallClapper]

Sorry homie, no jokes here. I only got extremely out of pocket ski related pickup lines…

“I hope you like powder skiing because you’re looking ready for a nice face shot“

”I may not have edges left on my skis but I have amazing edge control where it matters”

Can't slide rails but would love to slide up in you.

 

[Sully_Lynn]

whats the difference between a ski instructor and a pizza?

pizza can feed a family of four

 

[SteezyYeeter]

What's the difference between a teleskier and God?

God doesn't think he's a teleskier.

(I got that from PLC)

 

[Skidude24]

people who buy 1000 skis and cant even front 2

Actually made me Lol

 

[mikemac]

“How do you know you’re standing next to a ski schooler at the bar?”

”don’t worry, they’ll tell you”

 

[freestyler540]

How many Telemark skiers does it take to scre in a lightbulb?

One, but hes going to tell you every detail on how every turn is life changing.

What happends when the best skier in the world cant afford ski socks? Because his ankles were broke.

Where does the snow go? To the dump!

Idunno I made up the 2 last ones. Im high

 

[maxu_27]

Whats the difference between an instructor and a cactus?

On a Cactus, the prick is on the outside of the jacket

 

[sunsetconoisseur]

What happends when the best skier in the world cant afford ski socks? Because his ankles were broke.

this is completely unintelligable but might be the funniest one I've seen yet