Ski dreams

elm.

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describe a dream you had about skiing. i'll start

it was opening day at Mt. Baker, but it was 3 o'clock (baker closes at 4) and i was up with my family. We had just arrived. I was wearing adidas track pants (the kind that aren't wider than your boots) with this year's Navy blue Orage B dog and under armour underneath. The Bdog was halfway zipped up so I looked really dumb. I skated to the lift and it was already last run!! I got on with the lifty teaching me how as if i was a gaper, but one of my skis fell off. Somehow the lady from dumb and dumber (the one with the john lennon glasses) caught it from the lift behind me and handed it back to me. the distance between the lifts was like 5 ft. Then i saw this guy hit a river gap as both of his skis came off, but he continued to do a tripple cork and landed balled up in deep pow. Someone sitting next to me on the lift was completely bald but wearing nothing on his head or face. he commented about the guy on the river gap. then the lift passed over the park (baker has no park) and there were a lot of empty patches even though it was a pow day. This one guy in the park did something really steezy on a down tube rail to a step up cylinder? Then we got off the lift and I woke up. I had dreamnt i was a complete gaper, and the worst part is i never got to ski.
 
I had a weird one last night, but kinda cool.

Last night I had a dream where there was a contest revolved around skiing couples by Columbia. It was pretty chill, basically the contest was to see who the best skiing couple was, covered a few disciples and was all held at Breck. Park, Big Mountain, and Racing. Both parties had to compete against others in their category and the overall winner was deemed skiing's best couple.
 
13067371:ndye said:
I had a weird one last night, but kinda cool.

Last night I had a dream where there was a contest revolved around skiing couples by Columbia. It was pretty chill, basically the contest was to see who the best skiing couple was, covered a few disciples and was all held at Breck. Park, Big Mountain, and Racing. Both parties had to compete against others in their category and the overall winner was deemed skiing's best couple.

that would actually make for an interesting competition...
 
Haha I made a thread like this earlier this year. Every time I dream of skiing I just over shoot the fuck out of every jump far beyond the gucci plateau.
 
Haha I made a thread like this earlier this year. Every time I dream of skiing I just over shoot the fuck out of every jump far beyond the gucci plateau.
 
I was at 7springs opening day. They only had the small park open, but they had 60 ft. jumps that were actually clear able . I threw some cork 9 blunts, a couple 12 swaps. Then I woke up and went skiing because I had this dream the night before opening day.
 
So I'm sitting middle seat on a six pack chairlift. I am surrounded by playboy bunnies who are only wearing mittens. If you've been through puberty you know where this is going.
 
13067577:ZachAndCheese said:
So I'm sitting middle seat on a six pack chairlift. I am surrounded by playboy bunnies who are only wearing mittens. If you've been through puberty you know where this is going.

Youre all going down with each other
 
I normally am doing some gnarly jumps in super slow mo then I wake up and realize i cant jump for shit and get pissed
 
the other night i had a dream i was just doing nose butters all over the place, and another time i was doing 3s over the lifts and grinding the lift cables.
 
im always way better in my dreams lol i land tricks that ill never be able to land in reality but its crazy because they feel so genuine, also massive ssx type airs
 
I can't remember any specific dream but most of them usually end with me eating shit on a jump or rail and i get that feeling like I'm falling and I wake up super sketched.
 
when I was only 9 years old, I dreamt I was getting raped by shrek. I woke up to see shrek fly out the window.
 
13067685:tusken_assraider said:
im always way better in my dreams lol i land tricks that ill never be able to land in reality but its crazy because they feel so genuine, also massive ssx type airs

the biggest airs. They are tweaked to fuck too
 
over shoot the jump, fly so far that I go to the other park and rack myself hard on the big milly tube. Then the ski patrol was a bunch of old grandmas doing cpr on me.
 
13067577:ZachAndCheese said:
So I'm sitting middle seat on a six pack chairlift. I am surrounded by playboy bunnies who are only wearing mittens. If you've been through puberty you know where this is going.

and in the end you got gang banged by the bunnies?
 
13067978:.FRY. said:
when I was only 9 years old, I dreamt I was getting raped by shrek. I woke up to see shrek fly out the window.

Shrek is love, shrek is life
 
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