Ski chicks

Senpai

Senpai

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Any of yall wanna give the Vrigin king some advice on getting cute ski girls numbers while on the chair

**This thread was edited on Jan 29th 2018 at 12:16:08am
 
Make sure she can tell that you haven’t showered in a week and you’ve worn the same clothes for 3 days straight. Usually works for me
 
Personally ive had better luck with snowboarders. Most skier chicks ive talked to are either built like a man or hot af but lesbian
 
13885235:humpty said:
Personally ive had better luck with snowboarders. Most skier chicks ive talked to are either built like a man or hot af but lesbian
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the problem being?
 
13885193:_Jeffrey_ said:
I hear stickers on the noggin bucket help to. They think your sponsored
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Yeah and basic English skills help TOO. Definitely keep your Saga and Supreme shit with XXL shirts. Chicks dig all that stuff. Don't forget to talk like a homie. Girls only like cool kids.
 
13885691:IsitWinterYet17 said:
Yeah and basic English skills help TOO. Definitely keep your Saga and Supreme shit with XXL shirts. Chicks dig all that stuff. Don't forget to talk like a homie. Girls only like cool kids.
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Damn that's some good advice
 
13885948:Mingg said:
“The mountains not the only thing getting 7 inches tonight” *vicously wink*
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This also is a solid candidate for the 'quickest way to prison' thread.
 
Step 1. Spot a hottie in the line

Step 2. Time it so you get on the lift together

Step 3. Hold a solid convo

Step 4. Near the top, close the number or offer to shred a few laps

Step 5. ????

Step 6. PROFIT

Cheat codes: Lets do this again, what's the #
 
Sit next to her, ask if she's from around. If answer is yes, talk about that shit. If answer is no, talk about where she's from and why she came here. After that you can ask if she wants to join or if you can join her for some runs. Exchange numbers at end ("so we can do this again" or some shit ) or ask her to have a drink with you. You pay of course

*Edited because of some grammar*

**This post was edited on Jan 31st 2018 at 2:19:13pm
 
Never done this before myself, but you can offer them some lessons haha. Ski behind her, all that stuff

13885936:FIRAT said:
Most hot skier chicks I've met are gapers unfortunately
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13885193:_Jeffrey_ said:
I hear stickers on the noggin bucket help to. They think your sponsored
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This can actually work, I have a wu-tang sticker that I cut out using a sticker from my current resort and chicks are like "Ohhhh mmmm gggg i luve yuor sticker!!!!"
 
They usually just tell me my skisuit is awesome, and then I tell them thank you, I have a girlfriend. Usually she's shredding with me, but yeah, big skisuits make bitches wet. I'm also tall as fuck so that helps.
 
Ahaha how tall are you? People in NY called me empire state building because I'm 6'7

13886686:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
They usually just tell me my skisuit is awesome, and then I tell them thank you, I have a girlfriend. Usually she's shredding with me, but yeah, big skisuits make bitches wet. I'm also tall as fuck so that helps.
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13886686:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
They usually just tell me my skisuit is awesome, and then I tell them thank you, I have a girlfriend. Usually she's shredding with me, but yeah, big skisuits make bitches wet. I'm also tall as fuck so that helps.
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I am pretty tall at 4'8 so that helps
 
13886712:FIRAT said:
Ahaha how tall are you? People in NY called me empire state building because I'm 6'7
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Only 6'5, fellow tall person, no one else understands how much more strain there is on our joints when landing, I feel your pain.
 
Had my hair flowing out the side of my helmet and looked like i was probably sponsored, race girls seemed to like that last night.
 
Start breathing really hard while staring at her and tell her how much prettier she looked than her highschool yearbook
 
13886361:DirtYStylE said:
Step 1. Spot a hottie in the line

Step 2. Time it so you get on the lift together

Step 3. Hold a solid convo

Step 4. Near the top, close the number or offer to shred a few laps

Step 5. ????

Step 6. PROFIT

Cheat codes: Lets do this again, what's the #
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This
 
14053081:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
Step 3. Hold a solid convo

Why yes I spend a good 3 and a half hours a day shitposting on an antiquated forum.
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"Yeah most of my friends are actually people I've never met on an online ski website"
 
14053076:Chubz. said:
Were you going to get a life but decided against that as well...?
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I'm younger than you (20) and earn a significantly higher amount of money than you will ever make. Pls stop Chubz.
 
14053087:CLQ said:
The first think you have to do is:

D: Demonstrate Value
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Once you've demonstrated your value you must

E: engage physically, always try to engage physically without actually going on the date, waste of time and money
 
14053119:FIRAT said:
Well it's not you ??‍♂️
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I just told you it was your mom, so automatically it puts me out of the running.

Have you not heard of the process of elimination?
 
No one gives a fuck how much money you make and if they do they arent people worth being around

14053116:_GHOST said:
I'm younger than you (20) and earn a significantly higher amount of money than you will ever make. Pls stop Chubz.
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