Sketchiest Unexplainable Experience

chyu.boi

chyu.boi

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After reading through the Sketchiest Experience thread i remembered a thread from a couple years back about weird stuff like bigfoot experiences and ufo's, shit like that. I enjoyed reading that thread cause i experienced some shit also so I thought, lets bring it back. This is about stuff you can't really explain but happened to you.

Heres the Sketchiest Experience thread:
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/704596/

Please don't post shit from creepypasta or whatever its called, keep it personal stuff that you or someone you know actually and truly experience. I know some NS's out there have had some weird shit happen.

Now my story.

I live in Preston, Washington. Small town about 7 miles out from a really populated area. About 45 miles east of Seattle just to give you guys and idea. Not sure what day it was but it was around 4th of july in like 2007-2009 (around age 12-14). Me and my 2 friends are at one of their houses which is on a small river. Being that it was around 4th of July time, we had fire works on us and were lighting them off down by the river cause we were bored. We had a shit ton of black cats and bottle rockets, M-80's and so on. We live near an Indian Reservation so we could get some pretty good shit when it comes to fireworks. So, it starts to get dark out and me and my friends are throwing fireworks and stuff. One of our lighters runs out so my friend, (who's house we're at) goes to get a lighter. Me and my other friends stay down on the river continuing what we're doing. The house is about 50 yards from the river and we hear the door shut from my friend. All of sudden from across the river we hear the fucking craziest fucking scream you can imagine. The River is only about 15 yards wide and 4 feet deep. at best in the summer. Me and my friend who is with me on the shore of the river look at each with both of our eyes as wide as they go whispering what the fuck was that. We look across the river and see nothing. (Across the river is all forest and nobody lives on that side and I've been to that side and its all really dense forest and shrub). Me and my friend start booking it as fast as we could up the stairs from the river and to the house where we meet my other friend who went to go get a lighter half way. We stop and ask if he heard it and he said he did from his upstairs in his house and thats why he came running out so quickly cause he didn't know what it was. We run to the house and tell his parents and shit cause we were still kinda young and had no clue what it was. Now, I've lived in the woods my entire life and have heard bear, coyotes, wolfs, deer, owls, every single fucking thing around and this was something completely different and really weird. The only thing is, we didn't see it, just heard it but it sounded like it was right on the opposite shore of the river. The night was still young and we were wide awake cause we were still freaking the fuck out. So, we go online and look up big foot sounds. We found a fucking match, and this is what it sounded just like. An extremely loud screeching sound. really long and it still gives me chills down my spine and I'm 16 now.

skip to the last minute and it will be there.

The same sound is in other videos too and even scientists don't know what it is.

Also, In another city in Washington, they have something called the Puyallup screamer and they still don't know what it is.

Now its your turn NS. GO!!!
 
I was watching that finding big foot show the other day (not saying the show is credible at all) but they were using fireworks to try and attract a squatch haha
 
ahh shit why did you say that. fuck fuck fuck. Thats why we also got so scared cause no animals come near a noise like that cause its so damn loud, but something did. chills.
 
shit i heard a sound just like that too when i was getting baked with my friend in the woods. scared the shit out of us so we drove off laughing our asses off thinking we were just paranoid and it was just some weird bird/owl shit. guess not.
 
It was probably one of those cat things that scream i think its like a mudcat or something
 


35:40 is the fireworks

Also that show is pretty funny to watch when your ripped haha

Watch the town meeting they hold at 15:15 for some lolz, the reactions the big foot specialist give to each of the stories is priceless
 
I wanna try it but which you would recommend first, shrooms or LSD? I've never done anything more than weed.
 
Mollie and go to a fucking rave and you'll have the time of your life. It makes you so fuckin unbelievably happy and all you do is dance, make best friends with strangers, then never see them again so you can do whatever the fuck you want. Its great.
 
How many threads are you going to brag about eating L?

Also to thread.

My buddies house is fucking haunted. We were drinking bottles of beer from a 24 pack that was in the kitchen, about 15 feet from the couch we were sitting on. All of the sudden we hear a bottle explode. For no reason the bottle blew apart and beer went everywhere. It had been sitting there for a long time, nobody had touched it, it wasn't near anything crazy hot or cold.

Another time we were sitting on his couch and a thing of pencils and pens that was in the middle of a table by the kitchen, not leaning over or anything just decided to fall off the table and leave shit everywhere.

His friend was staying over there once and was telling him about how loud the people upstairs were being during the night. (there's no upstairs)

A bunch of other stuff that I forgot. Not the most interesting way to describe any of that but I tried to be concise.
 
As far as non scary unexplainable shit, my life is pretty much a bunch of unexplainable shit. It's somewhat interesting though.

Much of it doesn't belong on the internet. If I see ya out at the slopes or at a party somewhere maybe I'll explain it over a beer(if I'm drinking)

There's some quality stuff in there, and that's just the stuff I remember. And actually there's some scary shit there too, well creepy scary.
 
A few people think my house is haunted. I am skeptical. My friend had a sleep over with me in 4th grade, and to this day claims an old woman opened a door on one side of the room and walked out the other door. He is in college now, and to this day will never crash at my house. My mom always thinks someone is smoking in the bathroom, nobody in my family smokes. The previous owners of my house were two old ladies who died from lung cancer.

Also, my great uncle's farm house is legit haunted. It was built around 1890 and is an adorable little house. Doors lock on their own all the time.
 
Drunk back in the sketch days, end up in a random hotel room with skids I met that night. Let alone there was an angry dealer after who I was with. Knock knock; whose at the door of the random hotel room I was in that night with them?

Great night, even better to realize whats happening while sobering up...
 
You have abetter show at finding legit shrooms. Much harder to get bunked on shrooms unless you have no idea what you're looking for.

If they look like fat squares with short stems and are super crusty they're those bunk one from the supermarket. Other than that you got a good chance.

L there are so many variables. Especially if you buy from your friends brother in town that has some "acid". You can't be sure what chemical if any is blotted out on the paper by looking at it. That can be a bitch. Also having no idea what it's mic'd at. Some stuff you could eat a bunch of and have it be just enough, some stuff you could eat one or 2 and have it be insanely intense.

Either way start small. Hallucinogenics are powerful drugs. It isn't a race, it isn't a contest. You can always eat more, but you can't un-eat what you've ingested.

With lsd it's best to get it from a friends source, friends who are legit and no there shit. Get an idea of how strong it is and what a good dosage is. You might want to just take 1 to feel it out. Nothing wilder than having shit get too real, and still being hours from the peak.

Idk. They're both different. I would go back and forth on which was my favorite. I guess it was whichever I had an awesome experience more recently. I like things about both.

But you really want to be careful buying L. Not to try to scare you but there are a fuck ton of rc's out there these days. Just because it gives you a head change, get's you fucked up. or makes you trip does not in anyway mean it's LSD. That's one of the problems. If people get fucked up it's automatically real. You want to stay away from the dirty chem'd up shit.

I guess maybe it's best to start with mushrooms to get your feet wet. More just until you find the right people to get a good source of L.

Also when doing it for the first time try to have some sort of a game plan. Don't do it somewhere that will make you super nervous, involve having to drive a car at some point, being home with your parents, anything like that. I'm not saying have a structured game plan of what to do, because fuck, you'll never follow it anyway.

Def do it with some good friends that are experienced. Leave the shitheads. Nothing would be worse than tripping for your first time and having some douche bag that doesn't understand fuck with you because he thinks it's funny.

Bring music if possible. If you or your friends play instruments bring that shit as well. Djembes, guitars, banjo, didgeridoo, shaker, or even a cowbell. That shit can save your life. Having a fire can be a lot of fun too.

Probably don't want to do it at a huge house party. Having room can be very important. Nothing worse than feeling "trapped" when your tripping. Sometimes for no reason you just need to be somewhere else, if you can't get anywhere, you might not have a good time.(One of my first trips I ate a bunch of boomers at a huge house party and had a really good time. The space didn't really bother me. Crawled around the backyard when it got too crowded. But for the most part prolly not the best idea for first trip)

Def bring some nugs to smoke. Sometimes that first bowl in to your trip is what sets it off so be careful. You might not feel like youre tripping really, torch one, and be HOLY FUCK I FEEL WEIRD.

It might not be a bad idea to have some beers on hand. Drinking a few beers on the come up helps to relax you. It can help to ease you into the trip comfortably and take some of the worry out.

Whether you smoke or not, bringing some cigarettes might be a good idea. Sometimes holding onto that cig can get you through some crazy shit. That's all up too you. I would chain smoke while I losing my mind.

Might not want to have anything crazy valuable on you or in your pockets. If you don't need your wallet you might want to leave it and just grab some money if you'll need it. It's easy to lose a lot of things when you're really fucked up. That can make a good trip spiral downward, and even if it doesn't, it still sucks to lose shit.

"The trick was to surrender to the flow" - Wilson

Just enjoy yourself, get weird, rage some tunes, get primal by a camp fire, take a hike, whatever, just enjoy the shit out of it. If you start to feel shitty try not to dwell on it. If one of your friends starts to feel shitty, try to keep their mind off of it. Take care of each other. Good luck, save journeys, and enjoy the shit out of it.

Peace out, happy trails.
 
not to thread jack, but careful with that shit. physiological effects are minimal, drinking is worse for you, but shit can fuck with your head. in my experience its much harder to predict the dosage you are getting with shrooms because they are organic and by nature unpredictable. you can eat an eighth of shrooms and just laugh your ass off for 3 hours, or eat 1 g of some potent shit and lose your mind. likewise with acid; it is synthesized from ergot or some shit, but because its made in a lab (or some dude's basement in sketchier cases) it is easier to pinpoint the dosages to the exact microgram, so you know exactly how much of d-lysergic acid you are getting. however, if you get it from someone you don't know, there is a high probability you are ingesting lsd mixed with other chemicals, or different designer drugs altogether. i recently ate some gummy bears from a sketchier dealer of mine and later found out that they were blotted with a small amount of acid, and a large amount of beta-blockers. not a bad experience but definitely a wake up call to check the drugs you are doing. stay safe, enjoy!
 
I've seen plenty of ghosts. Not sure if it counts as unexplainable though. Weirdest thing was probably when I was put on a hike with my family and I saw a fire that nobody else saw, and heard a Sami-type chanting.

I've also had a lot of extremely sketchy dream-experiences, mostly before I really learned to lucid-dream. Now I lucid-dream almost every night, and can control it pretty well, but when I was first trying it, my mind went nuts. It wasn't dreaming, as much as it was being paralyzed in my bed and having hallucinations.
 
lol wtf that guys weird as fuck. watch his other sketchy experience fucking NUTS



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You can't predict your dosage of anything really with out knowing someone who's tried it.

If you buy shrooms from somebody, find out what they take etc. You can always eat a little and then next time do more. No need to do it all at once to make sure you get fucked up. (love how I'm giving advice there that I never seemed to follow)

Lol at lsd being produced in some dudes basement.

"it is easier to pinpoint the dosages to the exact microgram, so you know exactly how much of d-lysergic acid you are getting."

IF you buy acid from a stranger you have no idea what it's mic'd at or if it even contains lsd. if you have a test kit that's helpful to not getting rc'd.

"here is a high probability you are ingesting lsd mixed with other chemicals"

Not really. There's a high probability of your second sentence. people aren't taking a little bit of lsd and adding some dob and then adding in some other shit. It's people selling you something that straight up isn't lsd. Will it make you trip, maybe depending on what's on there, if anything). Is it good for you, fuck no.

Honestly would rather buy blotter art with nothing on it than buy shitty chem'd up stuff.

" i recently ate some gummy bears from a sketchier dealer of mine and later found out that they were blotted with a small amount of acid, and a large amount of beta-blockers. not a bad experience but definitely a wake up call to check the drugs you are doing. stay safe, enjoy!"

You're buddy prolly didn't even have real lsd. There's your wake up call.
 
omg that shit is hilarious.

they howl around in the night with their blairwitch project 2.0 cameras and whenever they hear/see something, they are VERY definite:

this could only be one of two things:

a human or a sasquatch

a sasquatch or a mountain lion

a coyote or a sasquatch

then this other fuckheads stands there and says "bigfoot" is real, he has seen them, thousands of people have seen them, it was the same thing like with pandas and giant squids and just because some nerdy scientists havent seen one, doesnt mean they exist.

 
Not exactly paranormal but this was probably the creepiest thing that ever happened to me. It is actually rather similar to the one in the OP. I live all the way in central Massachusetts though.

So one day it had rained the night before and was pretty cool out, so I decided to go for a bike ride. Where I live was a sparsely populated farming area during the 1700's, so we have tons of old cart paths and logging roads all over. One of them, Thurston Road is about 3 miles in length and connects to a dirt road that runs downhill too my house. It's mostly downhill except for one portion near the end, which runs by an old mill that operated who knows how long ago. All that's left of the mill is the sluice for the water wheel and a sketchy bridge made o extremely rotten logs. The area is hard to describe, so have a map.

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The access road runs out to an old Turnpike which has almost no traffic.

Thurston road is marked as "cart path". I usually travel from the bottom left of the image up to the top center on this trail. It runs down hill until the intersection with the trail to the mill, but runs uphill the rest of the way to a dirt road.

Anyway, it began raining again and my de-railer got a bunch of mud and crap in it, so I stopped to clean it out at the intersection. While I was stopped I noticed that I couldn't hear any birds or small animals, which is usually a bad sign. I assumed it was because of the rain or that I was scaring them, so I cleaned it out in a few seconds and got my water bottle out to have a drink. I then began to smell something. I have to say, this was probably one of the worst smells I have ever smelled. It smelled almost like a bear or a moose, but it was slightly different.

The fact that it smelled like a bear or a moose was enough to make me want to get out of there. I wasn't really up for meeting either of the two. Unfortunately this was probably the worst spot for a getaway, it was uphill in both directions or across the stream, which had no really good points to cross at (The old bridge I mentioned probably wouldn't support the weight of me and my bike, and the banks in the area were a few feet tall)

I began to walk my bike up the hill to a flat spot where I could get enough speed and shift to a better gear. Then I heard this super loud shrieking noise down by the mill. It sounded like no animal I had ever heard. At this point I just froze and stood still, trying to figure out wtf just happened. I looked all around me, and down into the gorge where the mill is, but couldn't see anything. I heard what sounded like an animal moving through the leaves, but still saw nothing. At this point I hopped on my bike and just got the hell out of there. The rest of the bike ride was normal, and to this day I have no idea what the fuck it was.

The closest thing I have to an explanation was that a year or 2 before this we saw a fisher cat run across the turnpike I mentioned earlier. Still not a very comforting explanation...
 
One time me and a couple buds were outside of a McDonalds jump starting a car when we heard this brutal, most horrifying scream out in the back woods/trailer park behind the McD's. No doubt was it a woman and no doubt was it from pain, but it was blood curdling and to this day I remember exactly what it sounded like, it was of a woman getting stabbed I'm sure of it. So we hang around for a bit because the cops showed up and I was concerned. We see one pull up, get out of the car, pull out his gun, and proceed to sneak around back, another two cops pull in and run into the trailer park from another entrance. Another 5 minutes pass and we hear no gun shots, no screams, nothing. So we are about to leave when we see ambulances roll up and this guy hand-cuffed and limping out of the woods looking creepy as shit and the medics grab a stretcher and book it into the woods, at that time we were asked to leave but we never figured out what had happened to the woman. Anyways the story itself wasn't extremely creepy just that scream, it was beyond sketchy.

Another time was when I was driving on my way to the ferries and I see ambulances and cop cars on the highway. As I keep driving I see blood stains all over the road and I look in and see the blue tarp over a body with medics around and a smashed up car, just one. I later saw on the news that it was the mother of a really close buddy of mine who had commit suicide on the highway, it was devastating.
 
Fuck, forgot the thread title was "Sketchiest Unexplainable Experience"

Sorry about that then.
 
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