Sketchiest Experiences?

You could take a couple meanings from that.

I meant that a hit from one sheet =/= one hit from another sheet. I mean it could be there same but probably not.

Especially these days with the variance in chemicals blotted out and sold as lsd. How good it is if it is in fact lsd. Then what it's mic'd at. How well it's been kept. A lot of factors out there.

 
like 10mins outside lake louise on my way to revelstoke with the family. mad storm from rojers pass rolled in and an oncoming ford super duty with the suspension jacked way up hits black ice and swerves into our lane. dad ends up swerving out of the way but it was such a drastic turn that when he tries to recover we ended up rolling 5-6 times (/claim, thats just what the people who saw it told us). right side of the truck was completely taco'd in. everyone was for the most part ok so we rented a minivan and got to revelstoke for some of the deepest skiing ive ever had.
 
to all the van people talking about east hastings, i was walking around with a bud and we saw some guy try and push another dude in front of a bus but he just missed and slammed off the side. they then proceeded to fight and then one guy ran off while the other ran after screaming "give me my money"

and another is me and my dad where towing a over sized boat from vancouver to kelowna and we started to run away on this hill because this is a big ass boat. it was legit so scary, we almost had to use one of those run away ramps but luckily my dad got control and slowed us down.
 
Saw someone get struck by lightning in Yellowstone National Park at Old Faithful when I was 10
 
Threw an egg at a house while the police where driving by when I was 8. Good thing I knew the forest better than they did :)
 
Was on top of an 80ft cliff as a thunderstorm rolled in. Me and three buddies (jponce and onehitwonder and some other kid not on NS) decided to build a shelter at the top.
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Needless to say it worked and we survived. When the storm broke we hopped in our metal row boat and began rowing a mile back to my lake house. As we did we noticed more rain coming across the water. And we heard thunder. It started to pour and there were flashes of lighting all around. Here's the sketchy part. Almost to shore the hair on my head and jponce's head started to stand on end. We both have decently long hair and it was soaking wet from the rain but it still stood on end. I knew that shit happens before a lightning strike so I rowed as hard as I could to get to the dock. About a minute later our hair went back down. Soo sketchy knowing you almost got struck by lightning...on a lake...in a metal row boat...filled with water...
 
There's this hill around here that goes up then down really abruptly and if you haul ass at it, it feels like you're floating. A friend and I one night leaving a party got up to like 120km/h after waiting to make sure no one was coming. Someone was coming after all and they were sort of in the middle of the road. We ended up knocking each others driver side mirror off. Found mine like 50 feet away in a field but I don't think he ever found his. Many Jimmies were rustled for sure.
 
Last October, me and a friend got caught in the craziest storm while we were kayaking. Around 10 am, the water was perfectly flat and there weren't even any boats out. We decided to paddle out into the channel, but it started to rain when we got about a half mile off shore. The rain was rapidly increasing, and the water began to swell. A LOT. At this point, we made the decision that the water was getting way too rough, so we turned around and started to head back to shore. Fog started to roll in, and the swells continued to get larger and larger, to the point at which we were no longer controlling the kayaks. Adding insult to injury, we were still pretty far off shore so the swells were between 4 and 6 feet high, making it nearly impossible to stay upright (keep in mind that my kayak is 18 feet long, so the swells were throwing it everywhere.) After about 45 minutes of struggling to stay afloat, the shore was finally in sight, and the swells began to die down.

To this day, there is no doubt in my mind that if one of us were to capsize, it would have ended in death. I don't really know how or why we ended up making it out of that storm, but god damn am I grateful to be able to sit here and tell this story.
 
I spent a month in a half in prison (not jail) until my appeal went through and I was innocent. And you crackas are talking about getting to high haha.
 
With my friend and his brother we drove through a shitty part of the south bronx and a cop pulled us over and came out with a few guns on him and asked my friend's brother if we were lost. That place was sketch.
 
My top few sketchiest experiences would be

Being arrested with a friend that had morphine patches and coke in his wallet, the cops never found it.

Being out spray painting and hearing someone get shot and killed just down the road. (I can still hear the clip dump in my head)

Ridding around in a car with 4 guns 5 passengers me being the only one with out a gun by choice. Earlier during that day, my best friends gf's little brother and his gf were shot at and we were out looking for the suspects. That night was crazy, we would stop by the house every time the cops did get as much info as we could then dip out and go look for em. Im glad we didnt find em hahahaha that woulda sucked to be in the middle of.

Being raided in the train yard and making it out just in time to see the cops fly in.

Just hot boxed a 3g blunt and barely rear ending someone at a stop light. The cops came, I dont know how but he either didnt car cause there was such minor damage or he couldnt smell the gang, but i just got a ticket.

Flying around in the plane, we noticed we were super low on gas but we were flying local and were really close to the airport. Rite when our wheels touched down we ran out of gas and the plane shut down.

 
Jesus do you guys check the forecasts? I was playing soccer and everyones hair started to stand on end like a ballon was just rubbed and held above your head. Thankfully my coach is fire fighter and knew what was up and got us off the field. 5 seconds after we got off the field a bolt stuck a tree 100 yards away from where we were. Bark and pieces of the tree shot everywhere it was like an explosion.
 
a couple weeks ago me and some buddys were burn cruising in my car and i thought i had dropped my phone out of the car when we pulled over for a bit so while we were all goofy as hell i was sitting out of the window of my car while we were driving and some old guy cornered us on the street and started yelling at us for not having seatbelts and hangin out of the car and walked up to the car while the bong was rolling in the back...he then threatened to call the cops because of our reckless driving.....but he never saw the bong... sketchhhh
 
Last spring I went to Vietnam. When we first arrived after 35 hours of travel, extremely exhausted, we got into the wrong taxi cab and then got robbed in the middle of a highway. That shit was legit.
 
Just about got caught by cops yesterday with 5 g's of weed in my pocket, as well as 2 pipes. And my friend got fined for riding his dirtbike without a license
 
Mine Happened two nights ago and is kinda long but very good.. (Other local college kids told me its crazy)

Okay, well Im laying in my dorm and talking to my roommate and we decided to just have a mellow night and go to bed, so I take a lot of night quill to go to bed since I am kind of sick. Then I get a text from my friend who is the only kid I know down here at Carolina. He asks if I want to go to a frat party, and I know it will kind of be beat since sorority girls can't go out because of rush. Anyway I decide to go..

We get there, meet all the brothers and are drinking probably had like 4 beers within like 20 minutes and typically i would be super good but the medicine wrecked me. I was feeling it. Then we move to this bar. I get into the bar, without any ID like no idea why they let me in but I went in and we continued to drink.

I basically got wasted. Anyway my dorm is a half mile up this one street and my friend says to me "yo you gonna be good getting home" and Im like yeah no doubt i got my phone and its a short ass walk. So i leave and I begin to get harassed by homeless people begging for money and I just like quickly left that area.

I manage to walk around columbia Sc, for 3 hrs, in the pitch black. Legit I have no idea where I am, I keep stumbling, I remember I took off my sperries to walk and i fucking couldn't get them back on so I left them somewhere. Thus I walked around for 3 hrs by myself in a sketchy ass foreign place ruining my feet on the glass and stuff on ground.

I walked to some airport that was like 4 miles away, walked to the football stadium. I legit was lost, It began to rain and I just remember being freezing cold, lost, just sitting on a corner having no idea what I was fucking doing.

Anyway, I finally make it back to the bar scene, and I meet my savior whom I ask to call me a cab and he hooks me up. Meanwhile Im waiting for the cab to arrive, some lady gets into a fight with this homeless lady over like racism and HIV and I like grabbed the drunk girl and like didn't let them fight.

Finally I get home at 530 am. My RM told me I walked by like several meth labs, like everyone tells me I should have like gotten mugged, like all this insane stuff. Im glad Im alive and won't let that happen again.

/claim / rant
 
Here's mine (spoiler it involves hookers, in Asia)

This happened in Phnom Penh, Cambodia during an 8 month backpacking trip I did when I was 20.

So this was 6 month in the trip, I had a lot miles behind me and I started looking more and more into the nightlife scene since I went through Thailand. Needless to say, I was often out at night and South East Asia is a 'very fun place' to party, and Phnom Penh is one HELL OF A PLACE if you have the guts for it.

Cambodia is like Thailand 20 years ago under acid, it's dirty, rough, exciting.. I loved that place.

So I just arrived by bus there, didn't meet anyone yet so I just took a cheap 5$ hostel room near the Mekong river. And then my sketchiest experienced happened...

I went out. First to one of the girlie bar/pool place to start up the night. The thing is when you are alone in SE Asia, girlie bar are a good option (at least I like it), you never feel alone, girls are easy to talk to even if you don't take one home. You play pool with them, you have fun, have a few drinks, they will of course flirt with you but if you're nice it's just fun and game.

I mean most of the time I spent in Asia in those bars, I usually just had to be nice, pay a few drinks (quite a lot actually) to go home without paying any 'official fees' for a girl. But then again, you have to be open to it, I'm guessing some of you might be repulse a bit.

Any way, I did a few pool game, chatted a few girls and other backpacking guys who were around then decided to move place and head for one of the night club in the center. Heart of Darkness if I recall. Nice place, lots of people, lots of girls (mix of working girls, locals and backpackers). Had a lot of fun. But then shit started to hit the fan.

I was with that girl, Khmer Girl, amazing, told me she was free (yeah right) . Was nice an all but then she told me her bf was there with his friends and if they saw us they would go crazy. Remember, this is Cambodia, shit happened every night, it's not the most safe place in the world, even less in the red district of the capital. I was drunk, she proposed to follow her to her place, I said yes.

We took a moto taxi of some sort and we headed for the suburbs. It was more or less 4am. Arrived at 'her place' , let me tell you.. it was CREEPY. Dirty place. 5 or 6 girls sleeping on the floor, I don;t know for the rest of the house. But I was a drunk and horny 20 years old so I said 'what the hell' and went for it. After all I had seen and done many things during 6 month in Asia, how could this be worse... It was.

My girl went to the toilet and started throwing up. She then passed out on the floor next to the other girls after telling to 'join her' . Well I did join 'them'. I wanted to sleep to be honest, I had no idea where I was or how I could go back to my hostel. But you know what happened when you're spooning a girl after a night out. So I fucked this other chick next to my passed out girl. The one I fucked, I didn;t even say HI to her. No words, nothing. Fucked up. Worst thing was It was without condom (yeah I know).

Then a few hours went by and around 7am, 3 small Cambodian dude wake me up. And trust me, the reality of the situation hit me like Tyson right hook in the face. I was alone, in the outskirts of Phnom Penh, Cambodia, I just fucked a hooker without anything on the floor with 5 other girls around me, and now I had 3 sketchy dude asking me some money in an 'not so nice' manner. They were pretty aggressive about it. Thankfully I had nothing valuable on me. I gave them the 20$ I had, pushed one of them on the side and just walked as confident as I could outside of this shit hole hoping they wouldn't try something more. Then I ran... Man I ran like I never ran in my life. Found a moto taxi, and went back to my hostel... sketchhhyyyyyyyy ......

But then I went out the next night again..

Here is Phnom Penh for the context.

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just chases from cops when painting etc, always good fun

um been walking in the street, done nothing wrong.. i was about 10 metres behind my group of 10 friends in the street on the phone. they start to bail, i didnt, because i knew i didnt do anything and im pretty sure i was talking to my mum at the time who had just come back from an overseas trip. next minute two huge lebanese cunts are running at me yelling shit. i just stand there and held my ground.. wasnt all that scared until the cunt put two full sized kitchen knives to my neck, and the other had one to my back. they were yelling at me and kicking me claiming i touched their car or something stupid.. i was surrounded and couldnt do anything i was ready to be stabbed like i was just expecting the pain, there was nothing i could do. my friends didnt even realise until they were like 50 metres away, they just thought i had run to. as they noticed i was surrounded they started to run back. in the space of like 5 seconds the guy from behind me came to my front, and looked at his car. the other cunt turned his head to look at his mate so i pushed him, he tripped and i legged it soooo fucking fast. this was a couple of years ago when i was like 15. we ended up hiding in peoples backyards and shit because we could see like 10 of them in their cars driving round looking for us.

ended up getting chased by police aswell through peoples yards. i remember the first fence we all got to we jumped on it at the same time and it just collapsed haha. we ended up getting caught because we thought it was safe to come out because we couldnt see any cars. then like 10 cars surrounded us. they were pretty chilled like didnt touch us or cuff us just told us to sit on the curb. i told them what happened with the knife cunts and they let us go
 
i was in panama last year my buddy just got ripped off by some locals for a half...sold him a bag of grass clippings, beer was .50$ so we were incrediable drunk i found a new connect and started going with him throuhgh all these back streets in panama at 1 in the morning i was getting really bad feeling and kept presuring the guy to make the deal fast but he kept saying one more block but that always turned into another he wantrd me to hop on his bike which i declinied, i trird to turn around and he got pissed at this pt I allready thought i was gonna get kidnaped or killed or something, so were on this bakk street and wr ealk past this group of people and they are all shaking their heads at me telling me to get out asap he saw this and got so pissed and even more pissed when i tried to leave figured i was going to get killed at this pt, i was ready to fight figured if im gonna die mighy as well try and get away ha, after talking/ bickering with this guy in my non existant spanish and his non existant english i told him i didnt have my money on me ai forgot my friend was holding it, he got soooo pissed and i turn around and was out he turning around his bike and i was just running messed up through the dark streets of panama, got back to the bar to meet my boy and he was missing for an hour last thing i new he was going to conftont the guy who ripped him off, after an hour i figure he was dead so i was freeking out again, luckely he made it back and we got out of there, moral= dont grt involved in sketchy deals in foreign countries
 
Not one of my most intelligent decisions. A little on the sketchy side. Got told to do it. Ha.

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