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There was a cop car parked across the street from me for the winter. I lived across form a highway department in north bumfuck ny. IT got snowed in. There was a perfect line to come down the hill, hit the snowbank, grind the lights, and go down the other snowbank.
Really wanted to but I didn't have a cam. Then thinking about it I realized, that in a town of 400 people, I'm for sure the first person they would suspect if somebody hit a cop car on a snowboard. And I lived across form it. I feel like those cop cars can take some abuse, but I was scared to fuck it up. And if I got it on film, it'd be worth it. But them you can't really show it to many people or you'll get a lot of shit for it. The cops there already hated me.
/semi related cool story hansel