Simon Dumont kicked out

Huckit35

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So I go to school in Boulder and last night I was down on a major street here, pearl street, at a new bar called Absinth House. Pretty guido bar, thats besides the point. Its a jersey thing. Anyways, when I was leaving I watched a bouncer kick simon dumont out of a bar. I over heard the bouncer saying that he broke a glass and kicked someone? I dunno if what exactly happened but I just though I would let you guys know. I'm a terrible story teller, hope you enjoy this.
 
It's good to acknowledge one's own faults, then you can work on them. I'm expecting a better story next time.
 
this is an artist's rendering of what happened:

dumonthallfight.jpg
 
When will Simon learn? First you cry as your kicked out of the snowbarn at mount snow because your team mate gave you shit for being a bitch at the bar and now you're breaking shit and kickin people. You can't kick people in a bar, it's just not cool.
 
God being well known would suck. Not only do you have to feel shitty about making an ass of yourself in a bar, its posted on the internet as well.
 
At the Revolver premiere in Boston, I heard that Dumont got kicked out at another bar. It had something to do with them not knowing who he was. I respect the man for his skiing, but he sounds like a d-bag to be honest.
 
blah blah blah everyone always hears these "stories" from a friend of a friend and believes them to be 100% accurate so they post them on the interwebz
 
he is pretty short tempered.......................................................................
 
haha truth, he was FREAKING OUT at Mount Snow when his break on his practice ski broke and he blamed it on the sled driver for going too fast and demanded that the techs fixed it that instant, i was waiting for his manager to get out a juice box and cookies for him to sit in the corner and chill out with...relax little man, relax.
 
I bet Dumont tried to spin right to get away and just couldn't. It has been a condition he was born with since birth. When will he ever learn...
 
You don't need to defend everyone that comes from the EC. Some people do, in fact, suck as people, no matter who they are inside, just inside lol!
 
true.
but i feel a lot of the hate towards simon is generated from stories that are about as factual as old wives tales
and i feel a lot of the kids on this website mistake his dedication and competitiveness for being an uptight sore loser

 
It is true that he got kicked out. I mean I've been kicked out of bars before, but only for being too drunk, not being an asshole.
 
for fuck sake, look if simon got kicked out of a bar its his business dont put it on the internet. I bet u fucking rushed home straight away to put it up on ns.
 
Saturday Morning Special

When you wake up in the morning with your girlfriend/boyfriend and lick their face.

Vanessa: EW, why did you lick my face?

Zach: you needed your SMS today

Urban dictionary said it, it must be true
 
No im not even a big fan of simon, i just thort its funny how a kid would have probly ran home whist txting 10 friends "OMG dumont was just kicked out of a bar" then straight on NS, like seriously we all get kicked out of bars, who gives a fuck
 
okay, i see your point now. but i can see how this is funny beacuse of his now accumulating record of being kicked out of every event's bar because he pulls major no-no's haha.
 
Its wierd because when hes in bars in Wanaka he seems to always never even be drunk lol, like at revolver premiere nz he was all good i think
 
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