Simmers receives status upgrade.

simmers

simmers

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in a recent rash of postings, Simmers, member number 50, has surpassed 200 posts. in so doing, his site status has been upgraded from pro to junkie.

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So thats why top 100 have stoped posting they have all moved on to strippers and cocaine can u blame them. But seriously i think its wild that u are back on NS as member 50 rock out with ur cock out bro@@

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.

-kamikaze

 
IM FUCKIn glad you dont have more then 200 posts if there like this one and waste of my fuckin time reading this

 
ha john cracks me up

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
haha these posts always crack me up. i especially love the people who try to make fun of him. to funny.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
 
what was with the wave of posts and a sudden stop

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Eternal Nothingness is Okay if Your Dressed For It

 
What, did Mr. Symms just forget his password for 3 years? Hah... if you weren't you, though, I'd be bitching about the sig.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
member number 50 and you only have ~250 posts, you must never post

Are you feelin me? I'm on a killin spree.

There's nothing to lose when noone knows your name.

 
It's not a song he made up it's parachutes by coldplay

- Mike

'i'm guessing that when you say 'drinking', you mean you snuck one of your dad's O'Doules out of the fridge.

and by 'had sex' you mean 'beat off to an episode of The View'.' -Str8LaceFan
 
wow thats even sicker

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
 
wow thats amazing....you have the lowest member number ive seen so far other than like harvey and the founders

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7 'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness

LOGIC HEADWEAR
 
I have seen 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9

#3 only has 4 posts

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
 
looks like five40guy gets to party in vegas with john and the others....im so jelious

Nick

'a girl with a pair of labia that can wrap around your head like a venus fly trap is not hot'- Lateralis
 
member 50 damn

whos member 69

member#13687

'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'

'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'

'matt damon? hes in con air right?'

'yes , yes he is.'
 
Member number 69

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221: 'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Dragons Lair
 
he is a dud

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221: 'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Dragons Lair
 
what a waste of a good number. what about 420?

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'

a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
 
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