Sig contest! Here it is

Chauncy

Chauncy

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Today, ladies and gentlemen, is the start of sigfest 2004. Members from all across the great website that NS is, can submit there sigs by posting. They will be judged on style ,fluidity, originality and overall imprssion. Good luck! I'll start things off with posting mine.

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'I think you put your skis on backwards'-some kid

'AC/DC, isn't that 2 types of electrical current? How can current play music?'-some other kid
 


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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
 
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^ winner

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'I just defragmented all my viruses so they run faster.'
 
it's gonna be close.

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'I think you put your skis on backwards'-some kid

'AC/DC, isn't that 2 types of electrical current? How can current play music?'-some other kid
 
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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
bla bla

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 


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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
or the new improved

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yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!- lateralis
 
we have a winner

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i already called that quote...and it goes to me because if it werent for me he never wouldve said it

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!~Lateralis
 
ahhhhh i aint gonna get involved hah ill let you guys sword fight for it, now whip out your dicks and start fighting!!

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
*i challenge you to a duel* im gonna piss all over you snowman

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!~Lateralis
 
What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.

we shall call him gmlr
 


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-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
 
^^ haha thanks samck

Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
 
Eh

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
five0 you aint go shit on me you little bitch. im gonna fuckin take that piss from you and make a fuckin snowball and soak your ass.....um....bitch..yeah

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yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!- lateralis
 
I don't quote people from over the internet, its way better when you hear funny shit live.

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
well im gonna turn u into a yellow snowman before u can take the piss from me so there

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!~Lateralis
 
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It really, really did. Never say that again. In fact, don't say anything at all for little bit. Give us time to recover.-J.D._May

Is a French red alert like one step closer to surrendering?-rugbydave

i did think it was odd when my grandpa was wearing a hat with a pink feather sticking out of it, and calling my friends bitches

I just throw my sisters dildos on the ground and pretend lik i am grinding them. She walked in once when i was in the middle of a 270 out, it was awkward.-NoTeefa

I agree. Especially Gay pride. There's gonna be a war over that one soon. Unfortunately, one of the armies will spend way too much time designing their military camo, and this will prove their downfall... -J.D._May

oh, thats dissapointing, i thought by the title that we were bashing france-skierdudeguy, in the 'stupid People' thread

god those are some hideous looking little varmits-Ice-is-scary about babies

 
^yum

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
I thought that word didn't show up? test - tubgirl - test

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'In my country, first you get the sugar...Then you get the power...Then you get the women.' (Homer Simpson)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
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yeah i just was gonna use it to make a blank posts but it showed up actually

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It really, really did. Never say that again. In fact, don't say anything at all for little bit. Give us time to recover.-J.D._May

Is a French red alert like one step closer to surrendering?-rugbydave

i did think it was odd when my grandpa was wearing a hat with a pink feather sticking out of it, and calling my friends bitches

I just throw my sisters dildos on the ground and pretend lik i am grinding them. She walked in once when i was in the middle of a 270 out, it was awkward.-NoTeefa

I agree. Especially Gay pride. There's gonna be a war over that one soon. Unfortunately, one of the armies will spend way too much time designing their military camo, and this will prove their downfall... -J.D._May

oh, thats dissapointing, i thought by the title that we were bashing france-skierdudeguy, in the 'stupid People' thread

god those are some hideous looking little varmits-Ice-is-scary about babies

 
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!~Lateralis
 
this is the dumbest idea i've ever heard of!

stupid fucking newbie!

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1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

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franky - You've got a beat like a cop

hello boys
 
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handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
cj loves you. each and everyone!

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
^yay! I feel so much better about myself now! When do we drink the kool-aid?

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
^once youve finished the cake and ice cream

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!~Lateralis
 
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