Sibling Problem

Arabian.

Arabian.

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To sum up what my brother is like, basically

He just finished cooking brownies, watching spongebob, and its 11:45 at night, AND he's going to be a sophomore in highschool. Any suggestions on how to break the behaviour OR get him out of the closet?
 
^^sophmores are like 10th grade so 15-16

im gonna be a sophmore and i only watch spongebob with my little cousin. i dont cook brownies thats womens work right there
 
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its your fault straight up 100%, if my brothers didnt make me smoke weed and drink i would be a total fag today.
 
never smoked, never had a beer, never kissed a girl, has 2 friends and bakes normal, un-ganjatized brownies.
 
smoked weed and cigars, drank many kinds of alcohol, kissed my fair share of girls, has friends, bakes normal, un-ganjatized brownies.

i love baking, its badass
 
agree'd as an older brother i had to find this shit out for myself. thank god i had smart friends. my brother followed suit. and yes i beat the hit out of him plenty of times, its what brother's do. he's glad he's a tough little fucker now, thats for sure.

i can be a bitch sometimes because i was not properly abused, i blame my dad. dad's ought to make the oldest boys tough, as well as all the rest. i was pretty much reese from malcom in the middle, sad but so damn true.

just call him a faggot a bunch and be a complete dick. my brother hated me for a while same with his friends. but they were always getting into my shit, stealing my bong and shit. you're dad will appreciate cuz he wants to kick his ass just as much, but your mom wouldn't put out then and he's dying for a blowjob.
 
i dont care what anyone says, baking is cool

but if hes gay thats a completly irrelevant problem
 
i think the problem was him being 15 and sitting at home watching sponge bob while baking by himself.

he should be out getting drunk and trying to get a hand job that's not from his friends.
 
i watch spongebob once in a while, it's funny. if you smoke go smoke a joint and watch it with him.

you say he has never had a beer, kissed a girl, and he only has two friends, if anything you should be worried about that
 
haha who is ur brother, cuz i'm the same age as him, and we're goin to tha same school next year.
 
damn he sounds like one of my friends weird little sister.. she even has a goat and is 4h and loves lotr!! every time i see her i feel like kicking her

she still watches disney channel too! and she plays the sims on her computer.

i dont know what to do, there is no changing her...
 
let him hang out with you for the day and just do the craziest shit, he'll follow right in your footsteps
 
ask if he wants to try drinking or smoking, but dont make it so you are forcing him too. thats not cool to do.

cooking is fun man, i made cookies last night, and im not gay haha. spongebob is probably not a good sign but he will probably grow out of it.

what you can do is unhook the cable one time when your parents are out, then get him really bored and then ask if he wants to get high or drink (i only say that because it sounds like you want him to try it out)
 
what kind of brownies??

if they are weed brownies then i wouldnt worry bout him cuz if you have a couple of those then your blazed enogh to watch the little mermaid and still not care what your watchin

but yea seriously 15 yrs old and still watches spongebob??

 
Make your own special brownies, then ask him to try one out since he is the cook and ask him if he approves your work. in the time afterword don't tell him he is high. Actually, scratch that, tell him he is high or do whatever you want. And set him up with a bunch of blind dates. Or hire a hooker. Like others said... ask him if he wants to chill with you and some of your friends and show him a good time (ladies, alcohol, weed, cruising around town yelling penis and other random shit at people walking down the street, which is one of my personal favs I don't know why) Hope this rambling helps you out.
 
i still watch spongebob. and if i knew how to cook brownies, fuck yeah i'd make 'em. what's wrong with having a good laugh with a delicious treat?
 
Nothing is wrong with having a good laugh with a delicous treat as long as it's not a childrens cartoon and you doing the woman work.
 
i have the same problem.....well not really at all but i really think my sister is a dyke no joke. she has liek 7 girl friends and the rest are all boys, there chill as shit tho and always smoke me out and there 13-14
 
yeah spongebob is more or less a children's show, but it's still plenty funny, i still laugh at it and a couple other kids have said so as well. as for brownie making, you don't sound cool by calling it "woman's work," you just sound like an asshole.
 
You caught me! I just said womans work because that's what someone else said. I thought it was funny. But... guess not.
 
you have to find a way to get him to smoke or drink or something without forcing him into it. i know it sounds lame to be like "oh he doesnt drink or smoke hes lame" but lets be real here i know maybe like one or two kids that a sober and are actually not complete tools. is he a good looking enough kid? like could he get girls? get him to a party where he is somewhat comfortable and get him some action. dont put him too far out of his comfort zone though or he will get mad at you and not want to try again.
 
fuck that shit. i make regular brownies all the time. and not lying, girls like that kinda shit they think its cute. plus i can cook other shit too, they also like a guy that can cook. although he does sound a little on the queer side....take him to partys, tell some sluts he needs pussy. get him drunk as fuck?
 
alright i love brownies but my rents dont allow me to bake cause i suck balls and its just a waste of time and i'm pretty sure ill still watch spongebob if its on. Ive graduated and im %99.2 sure im straight. I wouldn't worry too much
 
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