Shower

[MathClassStiffy]

Does anyone else pour cold gatoraid on their nipples in a hot shower?

 

[Lansfield]

ya

 

[bighomieflock]

ya

 

[theabortionator]

Save water, shower together.

....................^golden

 

[Puns]

the real question is, does anyone ever pee on their hands when they go to the bathroom because they like the warmth and know they will wash them right afterwards?

 

[theabortionator]

who washes their hands after they pee

I don't

 

[Leafs2323]

uhhhh wat

 

[MathClassStiffy]

Nah

 

[Puns]

and that's the truth

 

[Spinoza]

"you havent lived until youve peed on your own foot in the shower"- Marcus Ferracuti

 

[GEORGEzimmerman]

i dont wipe when i poop cus i know the washing machine will get the poop stains out

 

[Lansfield]

110%

 

[Puns]

sounds like a great philosopher

 

[_Garagely_]

Judging by OP's name he probably does more than that...

 

[MathClassStiffy]

You have no idea.

 

[loomis]

haha, well said

 

[CheddarJack]

The real question is actually who has pooped in the shower and stomped it down the drain? C'mon, fess up.

 

[MathClassStiffy]

Dafuq?

 

[gengar.]

does that mean you've done that?

 

[daannnnieel]

I threw up in someone elses shower and watched other people stomp it down from the floor a few feet away, but no. Why the fuck would you do that?

 

[pmw]

can u help me scrub the hard to reach plazes?

 

[MathClassStiffy]

^exactly

 

[gengar.]

i'd be honored.

 

[steezywannabeezy]

Haha. Totally trying this.

 

[whoa-dere]

i've pooped while showering. this summer on my missionary trip bathroom booths were where we showered. it was china so there were no toilets, just holes on the ground like this

so i was like fuck it why not yolo

and it turned out to be one of the most liberating experiences i've had. i encourage all of you to try it

 

[pmw]

ok but you have to be gentle. im sensitive

 

[gengar.]

ill try to remember that

 

[pmw]

ive lost faith in your scrubbing abilities entirely. NEXT