FUN TIMES IN ANTIOCH CALIFORNIAAAA! aantiocchhh!
Come on down to ''Yochtown" everyone.
(Closer...)
(Now in sat mode!)
Come and look at our underfunded High schools!
Who knows, you might even see these guys...
Come on down to the waterpark, its the perfect place to get hepatitis C!
Next door check out the sweet skatepark - the only part of Antioch worth visiting...
Here's the part of antioch where there used to be stuff to do (Downtown area)
Here's our sweet bridge that nobody uses (except me)
Here's what the houses look like (they're all made out of ticky tacky, and they all look just the same)
Here's the coolest thing anywhere near Antioch (mt. diablo) it only gets snow once every decade.
Antioch was started as a coal mining town... but then they all moved to west virginia?
Our claim to fame is this crazy story... (google Jaycee Lee Dugard kidnapping)
and our main export is crippling forclosure...
Could be worse, at least we're not RICHMOND!
WE'RE NOT RICHMOND!