Show me the the worst terrain park & park features curently in existence.

Gore Mountain, New York

There is a whole thread about how bad this place is. Such a shame because the terrain is a blast

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13102501:CalebTheKillian said:
Coffee Mill had probably the worst terrain park in existence last year. Nearly everything was unhittable. I'm in charge of the terrain park there this year though, so hopefully things change. I don't have any pictures but the best rail there was an 8ft "flat" rail that was bent to shit and the paint was chipped off everywhere
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you don't know shit about a bad park until you spend a season riding Welch. Coffee Mill's park was nothing special this year, but it was miles ahead of a few other area resorts' parks, and that's a fact. The features might be janky, but at least there's terrain to ride & transitions to find there.
 
13103615:kajpandey10 said:
Seriously has anybody been to mt Ashland in southern oregon. I'm pretty sure it's the worst terrain park ever. We have have like three rails and everything is not made very well.
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Im from Shasta! ashland is complete shit
 
Sunlight Mtn. is pretty terrible. I think they had one rail (which you couldn't see until you were on the jump leading up to it), a box, and a jump with a snowmaker-mound-landing.

And each week the park crew would make edits of themselves doing 50-50's and falling every time.

Quite funny actually
 
13104295:.Steezy-McGee. said:
Sunlight Mtn. is pretty terrible. I think they had one rail (which you couldn't see until you were on the jump leading up to it), a box, and a jump with a snowmaker-mound-landing.

And each week the park crew would make edits of themselves doing 50-50's and falling every time.

Quite funny actually
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oh god. Link it pwease!

I think the worst thing is places that have the features but don't set them up right. I see some pictures and I'm like, fuck that park could be sick just give me a weekend.
 
13104274:UFOsarereal said:
you don't know shit about a bad park until you spend a season riding Welch. Coffee Mill's park was nothing special this year, but it was miles ahead of a few other area resorts' parks, and that's a fact. The features might be janky, but at least there's terrain to ride & transitions to find there.
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Yeah there's cool shit OUTSIDE of the park. And yeag, there's worse places but there's WAY more better places in existence.
 
13102876:BeachFilms said:
Ober Gatlinburg in tennessee.
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Hahahahaha yea that's a joke, maybe I'm biased because I worked in the park for several years. But in the southeast we are definitely top 3 and have turned out probably 5 sponsored riders in 6 years of operation. My boys will run laps on ya. Don't fuck with the crew brah
 
13104020:theabortionator said:
Went there this year and there was a 10' gap onto an aframe rail, and the front of the rail and takeoff were like 6" off the ground. How the fuck was that supposed to work
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hahahaha i tried to post this picture and it wouldnt go through. literally the only way to hit the rail was to bomb in and disaster. probably set it up thinking 'oh this will be challenging! theyll love it!'
 
13103361:Matthew_Denham said:
My local hill pats peak nh is definitely not the worst but their landings are flat as shit and sometimes have straight up moguls all over them. Then they tried to be creative and put the best rail they had on the side of a null, let it get buried and then forgot it was there after they closed and the groomer broke it while dismantling the park.

Also fun fact, it's rumored by park staff that the park groomer does coke on the job.
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And not to mention they closed down the entire park to blow snow on it the day Henrik and Phil showed up for the BE tour. So many hyped kids but the only thing to hit was the s-box which they had to set up and a small flat down rail later in the evening. Since they've had a park, Pat's Peak has been very consistent in their shitty-ness.
 
13106554:splitviewstudios said:
I gotta call out snowbird. even though their park is semi, they have so much potential for late season park. and they blow it
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YOU ARE STUPID TO EXPECT SNOWBIRD TO HAVE A GOOD PARK. WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO GO INTO A PARK WHEN YOU'RE AT SNOWBIRD!? JIB THE MOUNTAINS REAL SKIING
 
13106123:KingTaco said:
hahahaha i tried to post this picture and it wouldnt go through. literally the only way to hit the rail was to bomb in and disaster. probably set it up thinking 'oh this will be challenging! theyll love it!'
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Yeah literally the only way to hit it. Other wise you would land hard on an up and get fucked. It was stupid. Also there were unnecessarily on EVERYTHING.

Even the shit in the beginner park had big gaps on stuff. I'm down with making things challenging but their park was just sketchy. 8+ foot gaps on to flat rails, gaps onto down rails and all that.

If it's about the rail length build longer rails, then you can gap halfway down if you want but ride in a somewhat sane manner if you don't.

I think 07/08 I set the a frame up as a flat down with one of the 8-10' downs on the end to add length. That was pretty fun. Idk. Even though they fucked me I hate to be a dick, and it does seem like they're trying but whoever is making the decisions needs to think a little more.

You don't need to make shit as difficult or sketchy as possible. Challenging features are cool but your park should be fun and flowable for the target group and most people in the park would be sketched the fuck out by a lot of that stuff.

Oh well.

Also the jumps are hit or miss. He can build a good jump at least as of 08/09/ That was probably the best jump they had for overall. Wasn't huge but rode well. Going down wild air this winter you'd hit a jump that would be a 1/4 pipe with a 30' gap, then something mellow with a 10' gap that you'd over shoot. They had that one pole jam that was pretty much vertical. Idk maybe the fact that it was stupidly icey but i think the park was still kind of sketchy.
 
13102876:BeachFilms said:
Ober Gatlinburg in tennessee.
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That edit is definitely not a good representation of whats happens at Ober Gatlinburg. In the past few years a lot of progression has happened. Check out this edit from last year's opening season event.

 
Mt. La Crosse is my home hill and they have a terrible park...one box has been in use as long as I, or anyone can remember...it has gotten better in the past two years, but needs a lot of work...what else am I supposed to do on a hill with only 500 ft of elevation!
 
13405572:jhyze26 said:
Mt. La Crosse is my home hill and they have a terrible park...one box has been in use as long as I, or anyone can remember...it has gotten better in the past two years, but needs a lot of work...what else am I supposed to do on a hill with only 500 ft of elevation!
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Wow this is the first time I've ever seen/heard of anyone on ns that goes to Mt. La crosse! But yeah the park has gotten better but still needs much improvement..
 
The mountain that is closest to me which is wildcat, pretty steep but not very big and they barley groom there trails usually has a not so great park I mean they have like 1 small jump and some rails and boxes, its alright. But for some reason this year it was terrible, literally their park was on the beginner slope with two mounds of snow piled on the side about 3 feet tall, they weren't even jumps, just mounds of snow and they had the park sign up and everything, it was horrid. I'm not sure why though because the other mountain that owns them which is called attitash has 3 terrain parks and I'd say they are pretty good parks as well because they have a nice rail setup and the jumps are great and they have one park for each skill level so its nice but for some reason wildcats is terrible, luckily I live close to loon and Sunday river.
 
13103636:.Gladiator. said:
OH MY GOD YES. THIS IS MY PARK. I live in Alexandria MN and this is Andes Tower Hills. I went there everyday after school! Caught edge so many times attempting that C-box resulting in many concussions. I'm so happy you put this in here thank god. I'm glad everyone can see what horrible conditions I have been forced to ski in for like 4 years!!!! ANDES BLOWS
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i cant fucking stand when people so loosely throw around the word concussion.

you hit your head / fall hard =/= concussion.

did you see a doctor?

did he diagnose you with a concussion?

if you answered no to either, then you dont have a concussion.

because if you DID have a concussion, you would immediately go to the hospital or doctor, because your head would feel like its going to fucking explode.

"resulting in multiple concussions".

if you have multiple concussions over your life time, let alone over a single ski season, youre brain would be scrambled.

coles notes: dont be a maroon.
 
13405759:kryptonic said:
The mountain that is closest to me which is wildcat, pretty steep but not very big and they barley groom there trails usually has a not so great park I mean they have like 1 small jump and some rails and boxes, its alright. But for some reason this year it was terrible, literally their park was on the beginner slope with two mounds of snow piled on the side about 3 feet tall, they weren't even jumps, just mounds of snow and they had the park sign up and everything, it was horrid. I'm not sure why though because the other mountain that owns them which is called attitash has 3 terrain parks and I'd say they are pretty good parks as well because they have a nice rail setup and the jumps are great and they have one park for each skill level so its nice but for some reason wildcats is terrible, luckily I live close to loon and Sunday river.
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I think Peak Resorts owns them which it makes it funny since they have Mount Snow, Big Boulder, and BMBW all which loom to have killer parks. I guess it all has to do with the individual mountain ops
 
13406306:seward said:
i cant fucking stand when people so loosely throw around the word concussion.

you hit your head / fall hard =/= concussion.

did you see a doctor?

did he diagnose you with a concussion?

if you answered no to either, then you dont have a concussion.

because if you DID have a concussion, you would immediately go to the hospital or doctor, because your head would feel like its going to fucking explode.

"resulting in multiple concussions".

if you have multiple concussions over your life time, let alone over a single ski season, youre brain would be scrambled.

coles notes: dont be a maroon.
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Damn dude chill out holy shit...I posted this back in freaking august. And actually yeah I went straight to the ER and the doctor diagnosed that I had a hairline fracture in my skull which resulted in minor bleeding and swelling of the brain so yeah. You could say I had a concussion and yeah, my head DID feel like it was going to "fucking explode". Oh, and sorry i said "mulitple". Sometimes you gotta just take things with a grain of salt bro damn.
 
13406335:.Gladiator. said:
Damn dude chill out holy shit...I posted this back in freaking august. And actually yeah I went straight to the ER and the doctor diagnosed that I had a hairline fracture in my skull which resulted in minor bleeding and swelling of the brain so yeah. You could say I had a concussion and yeah, my head DID feel like it was going to "fucking explode". Oh, and sorry i said "mulitple". Sometimes you gotta just take things with a grain of salt bro damn.
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what does posting this in august have anything to do with anything?

hair line fractures are common when the impact to your skull is over a large surface area, not a concentrated area, like what would happen if you fell off that little c box that was posted.

you had minor bleeding and swelling of the brain!?

so you had emergency surgery immediately, right?

typically, when your brain is bleeding, even minor, they drill holes in you skull to release the pressure and stop the bleeding. this prevents things like permanent brain damage, and oh jeez, i dunno, death!

but hey, im not a doctor, so post your diagnostic imaging test, thatll easily prove everything youre saying.

*inb4 you dont have it anymore.

who cracks open their melon and doesnt keep an xray as a keepsake?

no one. thats who.

why are you sorry you said multiple?

you said multiple.. was it actually singular?

why say it happened multiple times when what you meant to say was it (allegedly) happened once?

i think you need to revisit the origin and meaning of "take it with a grain of salt"...

perhaps what you meant to say was "please overlook my blatant fabrication of having multiple concussions".

damn dude, chill bro, like, fuck.
 
13406372:seward said:
what does posting this in august have anything to do with anything?

hair line fractures are common when the impact to your skull is over a large surface area, not a concentrated area, like what would happen if you fell off that little c box that was posted.

you had minor bleeding and swelling of the brain!?

so you had emergency surgery immediately, right?

typically, when your brain is bleeding, even minor, they drill holes in you skull to release the pressure and stop the bleeding. this prevents things like permanent brain damage, and oh jeez, i dunno, death!

but hey, im not a doctor, so post your diagnostic imaging test, thatll easily prove everything youre saying.

*inb4 you dont have it anymore.

who cracks open their melon and doesnt keep an xray as a keepsake?

no one. thats who.

why are you sorry you said multiple?

you said multiple.. was it actually singular?

why say it happened multiple times when what you meant to say was it (allegedly) happened once?

i think you need to revisit the origin and meaning of "take it with a grain of salt"...

perhaps what you meant to say was "please overlook my blatant fabrication of having multiple concussions".

damn dude, chill bro, like, fuck.
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What is wrong with you? I'm not even involved in this but it's obvious you're an argumentative douche to go off about a post from August that's currently not relevant to anything. Why go out of your time to go off on a kid who may have exaggerated a story? Maybe some underlying issues you've got?
 
13406379:BROLF said:
What is wrong with you? I'm not even involved in this but it's obvious you're an argumentative douche to go off about a post from August that's currently not relevant to anything. Why go out of your time to go off on a kid who may have exaggerated a story? Maybe some underlying issues you've got?
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my underlying issue is how big of a fuckin liar your friend is.

claiming you have a concussion, or in this case multiple concussions doesnt make you cool, or tough, or whatever the fuck it is youre trying to be.

it makes you an idiot.

how about we just throw around cancer all nimbly bimbly?

next time you wake up with a headache, tell everyone you have cancer.

tell me, whats the difference between exaggerating you have concussions, or exaggerating you have cancer?

exactly.

thats cute that you and your friend stick up for eachother though.
 
13406404:seward said:
my underlying issue is how big of a fuckin liar your friend is.

claiming you have a concussion, or in this case multiple concussions doesnt make you cool, or tough, or whatever the fuck it is youre trying to be.

it makes you an idiot.

how about we just throw around cancer all nimbly bimbly?

next time you wake up with a headache, tell everyone you have cancer.

tell me, whats the difference between exaggerating you have concussions, or exaggerating you have cancer?

exactly.

thats cute that you and your friend stick up for eachother though.
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Yea man, that is a terrible terrain park.
 
13406372:seward said:
what does posting this in august have anything to do with anything?

hair line fractures are common when the impact to your skull is over a large surface area, not a concentrated area, like what would happen if you fell off that little c box that was posted.

you had minor bleeding and swelling of the brain!?

so you had emergency surgery immediately, right?

typically, when your brain is bleeding, even minor, they drill holes in you skull to release the pressure and stop the bleeding. this prevents things like permanent brain damage, and oh jeez, i dunno, death!

but hey, im not a doctor, so post your diagnostic imaging test, thatll easily prove everything youre saying.

*inb4 you dont have it anymore.

who cracks open their melon and doesnt keep an xray as a keepsake?

no one. thats who.

why are you sorry you said multiple?

you said multiple.. was it actually singular?

why say it happened multiple times when what you meant to say was it (allegedly) happened once?

i think you need to revisit the origin and meaning of "take it with a grain of salt"...

perhaps what you meant to say was "please overlook my blatant fabrication of having multiple concussions".

damn dude, chill bro, like, fuck.
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I honestly don't have time for this dude... I've got bigger and better things to do in my life than sit here and bicker back and forth with someone who gets off on internet fights. The bigger man is the one who walks away so, peace out brah. Have a nice life :)
 
13406404:seward said:
my underlying issue is how big of a fuckin liar your friend is.

claiming you have a concussion, or in this case multiple concussions doesnt make you cool, or tough, or whatever the fuck it is youre trying to be.

it makes you an idiot.

how about we just throw around cancer all nimbly bimbly?

next time you wake up with a headache, tell everyone you have cancer.

tell me, whats the difference between exaggerating you have concussions, or exaggerating you have cancer?

exactly.

thats cute that you and your friend stick up for eachother though.
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Damn dude chill. First of all there was no need to call him out it was half a year ago let it go. You might also want to get your facts straight with concussions. You can have multiple and not be mentally fucked if they aren't major concussions. One of my buddies has had 4 and still plays hockey and skis and rides motocross. Yes they were all diagnosed. They were mild so they didn't fuck him up. Also cancer is a completely different situation. It is a disease that kills thousands of people. It is not caused by human activity like concussions are you don't just get concussions you have to do something to get them so there is a hell of a lot of a difference between exaggerating a concussion and exaggerating cancer
 
13406404:seward said:
my underlying issue is how big of a fuckin liar your friend is.

claiming you have a concussion, or in this case multiple concussions doesnt make you cool, or tough, or whatever the fuck it is youre trying to be.

it makes you an idiot.

how about we just throw around cancer all nimbly bimbly?

next time you wake up with a headache, tell everyone you have cancer.

tell me, whats the difference between exaggerating you have concussions, or exaggerating you have cancer?

exactly.

thats cute that you and your friend stick up for eachother though.
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You're a little bitch, who cares if he exaggerated? I didn't know concussions were such a touchy subject. Btw dude I found this lump on my face I think it's cancer, but it looks like a pimple. Also I think I cracked my skull in half after I feel 300ft out of the sky. It's not an exaggeration I promise.
 
13406442:kylemclean said:
Damn dude chill. First of all there was no need to call him out it was half a year ago let it go. You might also want to get your facts straight with concussions. You can have multiple and not be mentally fucked if they aren't major concussions. One of my buddies has had 4 and still plays hockey and skis and rides motocross. Yes they were all diagnosed. They were mild so they didn't fuck him up. Also cancer is a completely different situation. It is a disease that kills thousands of people. It is not caused by human activity like concussions are you don't just get concussions you have to do something to get them so there is a hell of a lot of a difference between exaggerating a concussion and exaggerating cancer
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you get different levels of concussion, i've been concussed once, and no my head didn't feel 'like it was gonna explode', yes i did have amnesia, nausea and dizziness for a few days after. Trivialising minor concussions by saying you haven't got concussion unless your head feels like it's gonna explode will only lead to people not taking adequate time to rest/not report it.
 
13406435:.Gladiator. said:
I honestly don't have time for this dude... I've got bigger and better things to do in my life than sit here and bicker back and forth with someone who gets off on internet fights. The bigger man is the one who walks away so, peace out brah. Have a nice life :)
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See ya, liar.

13406442:kylemclean said:
Damn dude chill. First of all there was no need to call him out it was half a year ago let it go. You might also want to get your facts straight with concussions. You can have multiple and not be mentally fucked if they aren't major concussions. One of my buddies has had 4 and still plays hockey and skis and rides motocross. Yes they were all diagnosed. They were mild so they didn't fuck him up. Also cancer is a completely different situation. It is a disease that kills thousands of people. It is not caused by human activity like concussions are you don't just get concussions you have to do something to get them so there is a hell of a lot of a difference between exaggerating a concussion and exaggerating cancer
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Tell me more about concussions man... I should get my facts straight??

Did your buddy fracture his skull and have bleeding of the brain like this kid claimed to have? multiple times i might add?

is smoking a human activity? tanning? and pretty much every fucking thing else that increases the chances of getting some sort of cancer?

your points are bad, and you should feel bad.

13406681:Elbowkush said:
You're a little bitch, who cares if he exaggerated? I didn't know concussions were such a touchy subject. Btw dude I found this lump on my face I think it's cancer, but it looks like a pimple. Also I think I cracked my skull in half after I feel 300ft out of the sky. It's not an exaggeration I promise.
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wut?

next time, think about what youre trying to say before you type it out.

coles notes: you kids are dumb af

if you think youre concussed, consult a doctor.

if you just smacked your head, dont go around telling everyone you have a concussion, its takes away from the actual seriousness of real head injuries.
 
13406404:seward said:
my underlying issue is how big of a fuckin liar your friend is.

claiming you have a concussion, or in this case multiple concussions doesnt make you cool, or tough, or whatever the fuck it is youre trying to be.

it makes you an idiot.

how about we just throw around cancer all nimbly bimbly?

next time you wake up with a headache, tell everyone you have cancer.

tell me, whats the difference between exaggerating you have concussions, or exaggerating you have cancer?

exactly.

thats cute that you and your friend stick up for eachother though.
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Hey man, i really think you need to just calm down about the whole concussion thing. Listen, I'm truly sorry I said I got multiple concussion on that C-Box. In reality I only got 1. But I don't think you needed to bring this up from like last august just to flaunt your "medical terms" in everyones face. Yes, I exaggerated by saying "multiple" and I'm truly sorry if that offends you.

For someone who gets this passionate about concussions I feel as though you may have had some hurtful experiences of your own with concussions and I'm sorry about that and I hope you're all good. I'll start taking them seriously.

It's my home hill, that c-box sucks, and I just felt the need to rant about how sucky that feature was by saying it caused me a lot of injury. It had NOTHING to do with me getting concussions and everything to do with the C-Box. So accept my apology for not taking concussions seriously and please let it go. Im sorry. I just want all this spam alerts that I'm getting from this thread 6 months ago to end.

Peace.
 
13407079:.Gladiator. said:
Hey man, i really think you need to just calm down about the whole concussion thing. Listen, I'm truly sorry I said I got multiple concussion on that C-Box. In reality I only got 1. But I don't think you needed to bring this up from like last august just to flaunt your "medical terms" in everyones face. Yes, I exaggerated by saying "multiple" and I'm truly sorry if that offends you.

For someone who gets this passionate about concussions I feel as though you may have had some hurtful experiences of your own with concussions and I'm sorry about that and I hope you're all good. I'll start taking them seriously.

It's my home hill, that c-box sucks, and I just felt the need to rant about how sucky that feature was by saying it caused me a lot of injury. It had NOTHING to do with me getting concussions and everything to do with the C-Box. So accept my apology for not taking concussions seriously and please let it go. Im sorry. I just want all this spam alerts that I'm getting from this thread 6 months ago to end.

Peace.
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Not even taking a side here but I do know many people who flaunt concussions and use them as a way to seem cool, so when I hear my friends say they've had multiple and act all cool about it it pisses me off, because the reality is when they bonk their head on their car getting they come in saying " oh ho my 5th concussion hur dur" when it's not, and then people don't take head injuries seriously. And they are serious. I fucked myself pretty bad with one. So I can see where he is coming from. Also a few years back crystal had this janky rainbow rail that was more of a steep A frame than rainbow. Ate shit on that many times.
 
13407117:Lonely said:
Not even taking a side here but I do know many people who flaunt concussions and use them as a way to seem cool, so when I hear my friends say they've had multiple and act all cool about it it pisses me off, because the reality is when they bonk their head on their car getting they come in saying " oh ho my 5th concussion hur dur" when it's not, and then people don't take head injuries seriously. And they are serious. I fucked myself pretty bad with one. So I can see where he is coming from. Also a few years back crystal had this janky rainbow rail that was more of a steep A frame than rainbow. Ate shit on that many times.
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thank you.

thats all i was saying, but perhaps not as politely.

which is apparently "raging hard" these days.
 
Go to hunter mountain in new york there "jumps" are solid ice there rails were spray painted over so its ultra sticky and the box some how makes you slip off it. also the jumps are about 2 inches off the ground
 
13413529:Brewnt said:
Go to hunter mountain in new york there "jumps" are solid ice there rails were spray painted over so its ultra sticky and the box some how makes you slip off it. also the jumps are about 2 inches off the ground
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Jib park lookin like a fallen lift tower.
 
13407064:seward said:
coles notes: you kids are dumb af

if you think youre concussed, consult a doctor.

if you just smacked your head, dont go around telling everyone you have a concussion, its takes away from the actual seriousness of real head injuries.
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A concussion is a brain injury that happens when you get a "blow to the head", a "bump on the head", or a "jolt" to the body that alters the way a person thinks, feels, or behaves. You don't need to be "knocked out" for a concussion to occur; in fact, most concussions occur without a loss of consciousness (e.g., "blacking out", "seeing stars", etc.). If you have had your "bell rung", it's likely that you have had a concussion.
 
i agree that it bugs me when people are like "oh yeah i just got a concussion yesterday!" when they clearly didnt
 
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