and if you dont want to fight him, because of people being like your gay for beating up a midget, just do mean shit to him, like that laxitives in is lunch idea, or a good one, is to go get a ton of condoms (lubed ones), and get his backpack when he sets it down, and put them all over his backpack, like in the middle of journals and stuff, so when he opens up his english notebook, he gets a good old surprise of a sloppy wet condom on his vocabulary lesson