Should I buy this bad ass wolf shirt?

When my girl comes around after being perplexed and intrigued by my purchase, i will tell her, "Baby girl I'm glad you like it cause i bought 1 for you too, for Christmas." Once the look of pure astonishment fades from her face, she'll beg me to fuck her Geek style on my bunkbed shooting my cybersperm all over her whil she tugs at my wolf shirt.

no, but seriously, I like wolf shirts
 
I went to get rubber floor mats for my car today and they had wolf seat covers. I immediately thought of newschoolers, I bet somebody on here owns some. Something like this:

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I didn't buy any.
 
Unless you already got a wolf shirt... because you didnt buy those seat covers you will not be getting laid this year...
 
on a somewhat kinda almost serious note/threadjack

is there anywhere you can buy a wolf shirt that fits like a tall-tee. all the ones i find/own always fit very very wide when i buy them in larger sizes, but not very tall, especially on me (6'2) it feels like im wearing a tent, and i feel like i could somehow get even MORE bitches if i could find a well-fitting, yet still tall wolf shirt.

 
this is awesome if you read all of the comments, and then the last two.

the only claim the site disputes is the one about aids. fucking epic.
 
bartered for this for $1.50 in St Marteen this summer- its 3xl and i stretched it- photos with me skiing in it soon

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I'll admit it, I'm a ladies man. And when you give this shirt to a ladies man it's like giving an AK-47 to a ninja.
 
do not buy that shirt. while it is enticing to see a wolf and a moon, the wolf is actually a coward. as opposed to showing majestic prowess the wolf sinks to the level of demonstrating his capacity for inflicting fear and intimidation. this represents a wolf who has not yet matured into realizing that he is one with the earth and his wolf brethren and therefore deemed unfit for a t-shirt. if he was howling at the moon and calling it to send him and his family light and beauty, it would be worth documenting, but snarling at the blood of a fresh kill demonstrates a wolf who is still learning the ways of wolfdom. i am not impressed
 
Now my question is about the fit of these shirts in terms of length. Should I go XXL or XXXL. I realize I'm going to have to stretch it out, but is there any length difference between the two, or just width
 
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