Shitty skiing advice

[fresh_prince]

Double post

 

[fresh_prince]

Double post

 

[CHORIZO]

Give the girl you met on the lift your phone number without seeing her with her goggles off

 

[ColinBa2]

but she is so hot

 

[jabroni.]

Goggles are a waste of money, just wear sunglasses.

WAIT! this isnt that bad of advice....?

 

[Squirrel_Murphy]

Buy boots online.

Trust US sizing to Mondo point sizing conversion.

Buy one size bigger just in case.

Wear 3 pairs of socks for extra cushion and warmth.

 

[Steezy_IN_KC]

Actually heard this one today... And I quote.

Renter1: how do I stop?

Renter2: don't worry, just drag your poles. That's what I do on the blacks...

Renter1: does that really work?

Renter2: trust me, that's what the pros do.

 

[Chronic_]

To practice rails just ride off the lip like a jump to get a feel for it

 

[Thom4s]

Hold a fiberglass pole at the basket and handle out in front of you when doing new rails to stop yourself from falling forwards and hitting it.

 

[ColinBa2]

ski with your top buckles undone and only have the bottom buckles buckled. hell flex