Shitting yourself

When I was 7. I was at the pool when it happened. The baby pool had this fountain thing that shot water from out of the ground, and it was on a slope that went into the pool. So I sat on it, and just chilled there for a second. Anyway I was then whisked away by my mom. Almost the entire turd was dissolved into the baby pool.
 
13.

I had been sick for a couple days and my sister was moving. My parents made me go to my sisters house to make her move. Every 5 minutes, i was running to the bathroom to relieve my ass. I tried to stay away from lifting heavier objects, as I knew lifting them would only result in catastrophe.

My dad called me over to lift an old, heavy antique dresser. I resisted at first, but as he urged me to come over, I had no choice but to risk it and take the chance.

As I squatted, I already felt my impending doom making it's way out of my asshole. I try as hard as I can to pucker up, but as soon as I use force to pick up the dresser, I feel the hot lava diarrhea run down my leg and into my socks (I was wearing shorts). Laughter/screams erupted from my family and I knew nothing would be the same ever again.
 
Not since I was young enough for it to be acceptable, but I know I will soon. Every grown person shits their pants at some point, it's just one of life's inevitable kicks in the nuts.
 
last year. i was sick so i stayed home from class and watched tv, and i had diarrhea like the whole day. i was at a critical point in my tv show and suddenly had the urge to fart. i had just gone poop like a couple of minutes ago so i decided it was a fart not a shart because i wanted to continue my show, i let it out and pooped all over myself.

i pooped myself out of pure laziness.
 
Ya'll ever think you're gonna rip this giant fart and then you accidentally have a case of the hershey squirts? Yeah, same, but now for a while though.
 
13406548:stinky_pete said:
last year. i was sick so i stayed home from class and watched tv, and i had diarrhea like the whole day. i was at a critical point in my tv show and suddenly had the urge to fart. i had just gone poop like a couple of minutes ago so i decided it was a fart not a shart because i wanted to continue my show, i let it out and pooped all over myself.

i pooped myself out of pure laziness.
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So that's why they call you Stinky Pete.........
 
13406558:LightSyde said:
Ya'll ever think you're gonna rip this giant fart and then you accidentally have a case of the hershey squirts? Yeah, same, but now for a while though.
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Just another reason not to trust a fart
 
23 years old, Sitting in traffic on the 55 freeway during rush hour after work. I had to shit but nothing like a turtle head or anything just waiting till I got to my own throne. Sitting in the truck listening to some tunes when I felt a small pre shit fart coming on. I do a small cheek stretch and all of a sudden have the urge to sneeze. Tried to hold both in and failed on all accounts. What started as a small fart turned into a violent sneeze shit. There I was sitting in traffic about four exits till mine with pants filled with poo. So, Whats a guy to do...... Call as many buddies as possible and proceed to tell as many people about it as I can. Apparently, not everybody thought it was as funny as I did.
 
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