ok heres my award winning run:
1) Smoke cig in start gate, talk shit to other competitors while I'm supposed to be dropping in
2) Ski over to the judges and show off massive wang
3) Approach first rail switch, tail butter, then pull out, because hey, I'm over that shit.
4) Smoke another cig while standing on top of first massive booter and talk shit to photographers/parents/fans
5) LUI KAAAANNGGGG! over second booter
6) Claim heavily, find sultry bitch, get her number and then show off massive wang
7) Claim heavily
8) Drop into the "last chance booooter (brah!)" switch at mach 10. Wind up for mega huge spin, then bail out cuz I gotta fix my durag.
9) I put on my robe and wizard hat
10) Smoke another cig as I grease the last rail, lui kang out. Take off skis, claim super duper heavy, throw skis to crowd, find that hunnie by the second booter, take 'er back to her mommas place, and let her lipslide my rail
11) Claim heavily. maybe smoke a L if i feel like lampin
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