Shit Skiers Say

[Bum.Life]

My buddy showed me this and I thought it was hilarious.

What other shit do skiers say that wasn't included in the video?

 

[AndrewGravesSV]

You are way late to the party

 

[Substitute]

Repost randy says

"hey kids sit on my lap"

 

[Substitute]

Repost randy says

"hey kids sit on my lap"

 

[McLS]

dude if it snows tomorrow...

Did you see that????

Fuck that guy's good

Haha GAPER

and the one i say way too much:

Is the landing good?

 

[gnarballsianm]

only a few years late, but its a classic.

"Do you think I need a fullface?"

"Hows the landing?"

"I hope I don't drop my phone off the chair."

"Shes good, wonder if I could get her number later."

"The stash in the trees was prime last week."