Shit skier girls say

[Jessie406]

ok so this has probably already been on here .. not sure. BUT way to funny not to watch.

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[charcharbinks]

I would say that this is pretty accurate.

 

[Ski_Alot]

hahaha nice, great video

 

[danderson.]

DAYMAN OAHHHHHHHH FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN OOOAAHHHHHHH CHAMPION OF THE SUN OOOOAHHHHHHHHH

 

[oil.]

repost, but ill let it slide cuz you're a pinkname

 

[Jessie406]

ahha well at least i said i thought it was a repost.. just couldn't find it. oh well GREAT video tho.

 

[DeRizzo]

pretty acurate

 

[SurfaceHoar]

This video pisses me off because I got my pass pull the same day they filmed this, for taking that same air by the slow sign that they make fun of. It wasn't a joke for me that day.

 

[t_rob]

Shit girl skiers say that I didn't hear once in that video:

"How long do you think tom wallisch's dick is?"

"I saw that guy with #codeman so he's probably a pro."

"Would you have Andy Parry a BJ wearing a glove?"

"OMG, Tom Wallisch totally looked at me in the lift line."

"I had sex with Pep but we still talk so I'm not a whore."

"I had sex with TJ before he was pro so I'm not a proho."

"KC Deane totally follows me on Instagram."

"That girl is a total proho."

"I saw that guy with #codeman so he's probably a pro."

 

[t_rob]

oops, i missed one and holy shit, not saying it in this thread. So out of context.

 

[J_BISCHOF]

lol theres probably 2 girls in the world that have said any of those things.

 

[GEORGEzimmerman]

seriously. like stfu and ski. if im not high i cant ski with girls.

 

[t_rob]

the two about pep and TJ were both said in an NS thread.

 

[doGelyst]

 

[~4EST_B_Skis~]

"i have crabs"

 

[RockNRollNghtClb]

can we go into lunch?can we leave?

 

[iSmokeweed]

YOURE A MASTER OF KARATE!

AND FRIENDSHIP

FOORRRRR EVEERYYYYYYYYY OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[theschneidler]

*shakes hand*

 

[Thadius.Castle]

Unrealistic, those females were all hot. I only ever see mediocre/ehhh looking girls.

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

"Why are you peeing in my butt?"

 

[wasatch_rat]

while most of the rest of newschoolers makes borderline and not so borderline sexist remarks, i'll be the guy to say that i laughed pretty hard throughout that. "should i hit it?"

 

[trilliam]

this. I.love.that.fucking.song.

 

[SPUTnik.]

are those the, fulltiltmaryjanes??

 

[sarajuana]

ha, ive seen this video but it always make me geek out. love it

 

[Laurent.]

I was nursing a semi the entire video.

 

[J_BISCHOF]

exactly. 2 girls in the world. rest is irelephant

 

[Dunnah]

take out the 2 or 3 skier specific sayings and that entire video could have been called "Shit girls say"

 

[Ehh...]

"I took a beacon to the tit"

Lost it.

 

[Jessie406]

ahah thats one of the funniest lines in the video

 

[Parks.]

saw this thread earlier and thought nothing of it...but that was super funny

 

[mcweapon]

hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!! lolol....
so funny cause its true! hahahahaha!!! hahahahaha!!!!

 

[Kristian_DeWolfe]

classic chicks!

 

[Duncanskier]

ha so funny

 

[MountainManDan]

"Im just gonna slide the boxes.....with my skis straight"

 

[TroyAntipasta]

Will someone please embed "shit ski racers say" and "shit gapers say"

 

[Executive.]

 

[whoa-dere]

TAYTEM MONOD hot damn

 

[johnnyBuz]

Didn't think anyone was lower than gapers on the totem poll till I saw that ski racers video.

 

[qeefmasterflex]

wait girls ski?

 

[doyle.]

haha the mom of one those girls in that video is my neighbour in whistler /claim

 

[BoogieWoman]

This video speaks the truth. Plus, "I'm hungry", "have my googles left an imprint?" and "can we get hot chocolate?"

 

[purple_drank]

I miss my skiing girlfriend

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Shhhhhh It's gonna be okay

 

[skiRay]

"maybe your pregnant"

hahaha

 

[gpitcher]

hahaha

 

[Lemuel]

OMG a puppyyyyy!

 

[[Adventure_Club]]

Pretty much every girl that I have skied with have said "I wanna try snowboarding!"

 

[NEGRO_CYCLOPS]

That ski racer phone conversation with his mom is basically how it goes every thine my mom calls...

 

[fghtoffyrdmns]

"I wanna go home" and "it's way too cold" are common

 

[Parrish]

I lost it at the "Oh my god, hi!"

 

[MLB]

There should be more "I'm cold." But those are real girls who ski...... Rare as fuck.