Shirt or no shirt (poop talk)

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heavy_lettuce

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First off, i can't poop with a any type of sweatshirt or jacket on. Just doesn't feel right. Shirt no big deal. Some people i know have to take their shirt off, not sure why. Whatever i do, just have to be comfortable. Pooping should be relaxing.
 
I have to be naked to shit my best, at least no shirt on

And I can't take a test in school with shoes on

I also can't have sex with a condom on, it itches #winning
 
I prefer to wear my wet suit where I have removed the butt section, then I put on an air tank, goggles, and flippers and pretend I am swimming in the ocean while pooping for the fish.
 
Honestly this is me. Every class I go into I have to take my shoes off. And to get out the bad diarrheas I have to go no shirt. Also, water while taking a nasty shit helps.
 
i always have to be wearing my $330 exclusie supreme poop shirt, ottherwise the fudge dragon just won't come out of its den.
 
depends on what kind

i prefer a nice death metal tune while i'm pooing, that way if i push too hard and pop a vein i blame it on slayer
 
I personally enjoy taking nice sophisticated poops in a white pinstriped tuxedo while reading an encyclopedia. That is just how I do, as the children these days would say.
 
I always get on newschoolsers when i shit. If i dont, it just feels like somethin is missing. Currenly typing this while pushing at least a 6 incher out.
 
I made a thread about this a while ago and for some reason it got deleted. I will never understand. Anyway, no shirt whenever possible.
 
If my stomach is fucked up and I feel sick on the toilet ill just start taking my clothes off. But other then that not really unless im sweaty as balls and cant seem to push it out.
 
Ew poopie germs on my bowl is a no go.

I can't eat/drink/chew gum/smoke while I shit. To close to shit for my taste. I do like to smoke In the bathroom while the shower is on getting all steamy though.

and I can't shit with a jacket or sweatshirt either. Totes gets in my way.
 
jon olson has a gold chamber pot.I can only afford a silver one.

2013 sagas' butt flap will finally open up enough for me to shit without taking off my jacket. Im stoked.
 
Just sat down to take me a nice comforting poop. Turned my computer on to find out it only has 4% battery left and i just found out there is no toilet paper. This fucking sucks. Waiting for mom to get home now.
 
I just like to sit backwards on the toilet so I can use the little table for my magazine and chocolate milk. I mean it requires taking your pants off, but fuck it, YOLO.
 
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