Shaun White's new energy drink

[Mike-O]

I just got off the phone with White's publicist and agent, they couldn't believe he had gone behind their backs to do this and were pretty freaked out.

I also sent the pictures to CNN, FOX and Al Sharpton, we'll see how this plays out for Whitey.

 

[seward]

im gonna start a meter repair business.

i could feed my wife and kids off this thread alone.

 

[CRiP]

can you hire me? i work for very cheap.

 

[NotGhood]

bravo.

 

[AGOF]

.

 

[why]

just gonna sit here and watch the show

 

[why]

just gonna sit here and watch the show

 

[B_K]

stupid name and thats totally fake

 

[the.cheat]

photoshopped monster can...

 

[Rhys.Peice]

nope. obviously ginger flavoured

 

[Trace.]

It's ginger ale I know it!

 

[marsh.]

set to come out sometime this summer.

 

[whoa-dere]

 

[technique.]

its actually just tomato juice

 

[Supergyro]

Should have made the label more intricate/cultish. Too funny.

 

[EARL]

Pussy energy drink is real though! Not sure about the white powder though.. Seems very far fetched to be real...

 

[whoa-dere]

 

[ArmadaSkier.]

white pow!

 

[remster]

I lost...

 

[bnewbs6]

Too good.

 

[Inline.]

But why would Shaun White be holding a Monster can? Is he sponsored by Monster now?

 

[bangarangmules]

lol this, I can't believe a single person actually believed that was real.

 

[Bateman]

hahaha many lols in here. KKK's energy drink

also funny that you can kinda see the reflection of a white dressed person.

 

[Thadius.Castle]

ironic?hes a ginger god damnit.

 

[The_Tabarnak]

Pictures are so epic

 

[so_gangk]

is it just me or does the writing on the top of that can look like that of the monster can

 

[CK_Ski]

10/10.

 

[Mike-O]

NO OF COURSE NOT WHY WOULD IT

GEEZ GET A GRIP YOU BOZO

MONSTER CAN MY BUTT

 

[flatspinner]

Well played, veteran move right there

 

[callmeteo]

i thought it said white tower at first... that wud be better i think

 

[ChuckTesta]

 

[Mike-O]

facepalm.pngjpeggif

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

if you notice, the top looks like the top of a monster can with the font and all example:

 

[Mike-O]

ARE YOU BLIND AS A BAT

IS IT SO HARD TO ADMIT YOUR HERO SHAUN WHITE

IS ACTUALLY A CLOSET RACIST, HMMMMMM

NO ONE CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT THE CANS EVEN LOOK ALIKE

NOT EVEN IN THE SLIGHTEST

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

no shit its not real.

 

[Mike-O]

ARE YOU IN A BAD BOYS MOVIE

THIS IS NOT ABOUT SHIT GETTING REAL

IT'S ABOUT THE HATRED FUELED BY WHITE AGAINST THE BLACKS

CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT THE LARGE CAN IS BLACK AND THE SMALL TEXT

THE TEXT - IT IS WHITE

WHITE AS DAY AND ONCE AGAIN SHOWING HOW WHITE DOMINATES OVER BLACK

 

[technique.]

if i had to rate that can, id give it a perfect 100

 

[annex_]

sounds delicious

 

[loomis]

GINGER BREW!!!!

 

[muFFn]

I'm straight up dying.

 

[POWDER.RANGER]

bahahahahahaha lost it good

 

[cwillygood]

Hahaha

 

[flatspinner]

Your commitment is admirable. I applaud you sir!

 

[steeeez]

this

 

[MikeRR]

ahahhahahahha the michael jackson one wins

 

[Peter.]

yes keep this thread going

 

[nickppp100]

it should of been called" 100?"

 

[J_Christoph]

ha its funny how many people had to point out that it was photoshopped

 

[DutchhGutss]

WHITE POWER WHITE AMERICA

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

i lost so hard