sex stories

^ i'd let another girl touch my girlfriend... but she'd have to be hot...

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
yea man no guy would ever touch my gf id kick the fuck out of him

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Freeski live to ryde
 
you guys need to read my first post on the other page.....it was a 3-some....then my girl got jealous and the other guy was called to show up for the other girl. so it became two 2-some's in separate rooms.

so yes i had my 3-some, with no guys and it wasn't a problem. my goodness. however i did walk around naked in front of the other guy haha. it was so weird, but so much fun at the same time. and why would my girl friend be a huge slut if she allowed me to be with another girl with her....she make sout with this girl all the time. they've been friends since they were 21 or so, something like 3 years.

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
if ya wanna hear something really fucked up, she's going to a sex toy party and buying a dildoe for when i move away. but tonight i get to break it in on her for the first time. she said she was gonna get a big one....it's gonna be so much fun...maybe i can offer some double penitration...mmm yea. i might become jealous of the dildoe though, i think it's going to be a little bit bigger than me. (and she said i was the perfect size, that lying slut!, haha) but really i'm pretty stoked on this. it's the kinkiest girl i've ever been with. most would be like 'ewwww'. this one at least is open minded to any suggestion i make. (i mentioned the 3-some, with-in the week it happened)

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
id love to have a g/f like that, if they have a dildo maybe she wouldnt crawl up our asses so much

 
o and this one is great, my friend was bored one day so he wen to his neighbors house, her parents werent home so he figured hed hang with her, well turns out she was already gettin it on with another guy when he got there, and he walked in the room on em, an when she saw him she screamed ' take it out take it out, it hurts' i was laugin my ass off when i heard that story

 
I used to work at this golf resort and there was this diggin hot chick, a single mom about two years older than me who worked the front desk. She had a crush on me and so when she had to go clean the pool every night she'd ask me to come and help her even though she didn't need any help. I didn't have anything else to do so I did that every night with her. Eventually one day after work she gave me a ride home but we took a detour and ended up getting it on in the car. After that, every night we'd go to clean the pool, and after everyone was out of the pool and the doors were locked we'd get it on in the fucking bathroom, going as fast as we could because we were on the clock and had to be back in like 15 minutes.

Since she worked the front desk she also knew which rooms in the hotel were occupied and which were empty, so one day after we both got off work at 11pm she snagged a room key to an empty room and we hit it up in there. It was dope.

Stacie: 'Aren't you going to open your gift?'

Wayne: 'If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset.'
 
that's a good one kami

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
oh and punk_rider....you need to loosen up and have fun with your sex life. in a couple of years you'll be going to sex toy parties and getting it on with other girls too, and if you don't.....you're not gonna be that interesting of a lay.....ya gotta make it so the guy remembers you.

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
and in every reply you sound jealius, not getting any? tell us a story

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
haha all these stories are awesome..i have a few but i thought this one was funny..actually 2 stories..

i went to this party with my buddy kat right and she met this guy there...like 20mins later they dissapared for like 30mins i guess? w/e when she got back she seemed all pissed and i was like what happend..and she was like well we drove around the corner and got it on in the back seat of his shit box car..im like soo how was it? and what happend was wen they got going she was riding him but he started thrusting and her head was hitting the roof of the car so she got all pissed ahahaha ooh man. and the same night one of my friends hooked up with this dude and they went into the bathroom and what ahpend was she ate like 6 pieces of pizza before we were all hungry from watching porn mind you...that wen she was in the shitter with this guy she went to give him head but she deeped thorat to early and threw up all over the guy and after i had to go to the bathroom so i walked in and it reaked of puke and pizza i walked right back out but i was laughing so hard wen she told me bwhaha oooh man

Ladies, always remeber the 4 F's....

Find them,Feel them,Fuck them,Forget them

-Hopass/sabrinaP.

-I beat my dick like it owes me money, son

-AndrewDal.-classic
 
i'm 25, got the greatest girlfriend on earth, had a great day today with her, we are doin' hot stuffs, so hot stuffs, but , i mean, i will not talk about it! isn't that normal ?

 
uh this isn't tlaking about it....this is an internet forum that doesn't exist in the life, this is thoughts in your head.....i mean come on you fuckin sissy, you sound like a little fairy. i thought you were a girl, but knowing you're a guy...what the fuck is wrong with you. go to the eiffel tower or something frenchy

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
ok about the virtual stuff. but it's funny to see what this world thinks about ...

funny to see how are people on the web...

i'm a man, so what? i just do not see sex as a game. but don't think i'm soooo serious! but i had an interesting conversation with a guy on NS who felt stupid and unnormal coz he didn't want to have sew at his age, and with a girl he 'd leave 1 year later. i just made him understand that sex is least important thing in life. honestly, i find that a relationship with a girl is soooo much better before. that's all. but you can f*** who you want , make videos and put it on NS, i do not care man, ... for you

 
hey that's not a bad idea....we should have ns amature porn contests.

i'm only 19 buddy, sex is most definately a game...i'm not going to be looking for a relationship for a while. i'm looking for fun, and there is nothing wrng with a fun relationship.

when you have a wife you're going to want to have some kinky shit going on with her, until she's a mom. then you think 'oh that's my kids mother, digusting....'

anyway, enough of the talk about you.....lets hear some more sex tales...

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
i find 3 some disgusting.

but with my gf, we practice face, butt, boobs, mouth, bak, vulv ejaculation. she swallow. she do not lik doggy coz it hurts, she suck, we make videos and fotos, ... it's cool

 
most girls will say they hate doing most shit, but once you get them in the mood they will open up a little more, or just get them drunk...for some reason it only takes like 2 beers

 
and when they're drunk they get all skanky, it's fuckin' hot. Love type of sex is always good, but when you jsut wanna fuck, skanky sex is such a turn on.

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
omg so i was just outside in my neighborhood with these 3 hot chicks, and the hot one was like im in the mood to suck a dick, so i was like ok, so she starts goin at it, and wouldnt you know it she stops half way through and says jesus this is taking forever and just gave up, talk about a case of blue balls

 
what the fuck......did you tell her that if she could make you cum, you'd do her?

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
no it was bull shit shes like i dont feel good im gonna go home i was like you bitch, shes comin down here to get me at 11:30 so ill like cock slap her ass and poke her in the eye, and she can finish me off

 
thats happened to me before. at a party, she just left right in the middle. i didnt even get a chance to say anything. so i finished myself, used a tissue to clean up, went and found her and rubbed it on her face.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
aaaaaahhhhhhahahahahhh!!!!! ahahhahaha, that's the funniest thing i've heard in, well, since the amature porn contest!!!!!

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
^I call bullshiznat

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Oh, you made it sound like her friend just came and finished you off.

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.

You have been warned…

 
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