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Smidt

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Now that I got your attention I got a question who else thinks trojan is a bad name for condoms? I wouldnt want to wear a a condom named after a wooden horse that Entered a City then 100s of ppl came out for a sneak attack. I dunno it just not what id want. Theres a couple other names of condoms that arent that good either but its to tired and I cant remeber the names. when I do ill put em up.
 
the banner that showed for me was TwinTipNation.com Keyword: NS

what banners were showing when you opened this up?
 
sounds like somebody has a condom and isnt using it.

holding it and reading it critically are we?
 
nah i dont got one with me and plus its better to do it raw then just pull out and put it in her mouth feels way better then having latex wrapped around your cock
 
actually, they said the trojans could never be defeated. so maybe they are saying that their condoms will stay strong, but might be defeated once. so yea, 99% success rate.
 
The best part is that the Trojans had a small force sneak past their defenses in a group, and then they all burst out and wreaked untold carnage. Kind of a bad metaphor to have if you're a condom manufacturer.
 
to the very first thing on this subject they called them trojans because its like the trojan hores... when it makes its way in your guys explode out of it... by that i mean they break... and their too small i find
 
right now the banner is the sublux sweat shirt thats lined with sheep skin shits tight i want one but when i click on it it says item not found :(
 
dude learn your mytholgy.. troy wasnt the name of the hoarse, it was the city iself "the fall of troy" and its caled trojan because of the trojan warriors. they were great warriors and the only reason they lost was because of a dirty trick that they pulled
 
baahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

the 'big wooden horse' was the TROJAN HORSE. the people were called the TROJANS.

go back to school.
 
the Spartans are waaaaay cooler than the Trojans. yet they dont have a condem named after them. i feel sort of bad for them. they really dont get enough credit.
 
spartans are scottish bag pipers? they were are old mascot back in the day and frankly it wasnt intimidating
 
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its funny because there is only like a line or two in either of the epics that even mentions some invasion of the city, yet that is the defining picture we get of the seemingly possible trojan war
 
ok history time

troy was a city ocupied by the tojans in the early bronze age. they were heavily involved in trade and uber rich, the city according homer had never fallen. hence trojans condoms reference to safety.

the city was attacked by a mass of greek city states,this was lead by Agamemnon the king of Mycenae

According to home the war lasted ten years. the war was finally won by the greeks, when Odisseus came up with the idea of builing a wooden hoarse, in order to hide men inside, after the trojans were tricked they tragged the horse inside the city which resulted in the whole town being slaughted.

this is all based mainly upon mythology and questionalbe archealogfical finds

 
either way, the metaphor is, you think this condom is a good bet, and then at the last moment a hole opens up and thousands of tiny spermlike warriors burst out.
 
Voile-USA one

Yeah but its sort of funny, you're rooting a girl, then all your soldiers burst through from underneath it when you thought all was over, and then they burn her insides and rape everything they see. "I love you" does pretty much the same thing though I guess...
 
Hmm.. somehow I feel like a priest holding condoms should have a caption along the lines of -

"Trojans. Wait, why do we actually need these again?"

or

"Trojans. For his pleasure... not that you really care, sick fuck."

or

"Trojans. No semen, no evidence."

Just my two cents.
 
speaking of sheepskin. how bout sheepskin condoms? how fucked up is THAT! your doing a girl with a peice of sheepskin wrapped around your meat...so gross!
 
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