Sex in space

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TACO-DOG.exe

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alright. lets say you have the chance to have sex in space... but its with a fat ugly chick and you cant close your eyes or use a paper bag
 
i think the claim you would have saying sex in space still wouldnt defeat the fact that shes ugly
 
Dude her fat would be floating around and you could send waves down it.
I would PREFER to do a fat chick if I was in space!
 
but whos calling her fat when she doesnt way anything. and she cant be that ugly seeing as the nearest woman is 200 miles away. so yeah, yeah i would
 
I'm relatively sure; with my limited knowledge on the subject, that you can both get, and get rid of boners in space. Because your circulatory system is a closed system (vacuum) and that is what it is dependent on. Blood flow and not gravity.

I do recall hearing however that sex in space was physically impossible for some reason, although i think it would be entirely possible.

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like how fat... cause what i think of a healthy girl some may say fat.

but regardless id tap it , it would be gross to have like floating balls of pussy juice an spooge whilst you were fucking... and what about like the other people in the station. like a creepy Russian watching
 
I think its been done. And I would definitely do it fat chick or not.

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Don't know about sex, but if you plan on spooging all over her face, you better have some good fucking velocity so that shit doesn't splash back towards you.
 
according to newtons 3rd law, you will move backwards with an equal and opposite acceleration as your splooge, now thats a funny picture haha
 
this thread delivers.... in space

I would probably tap the fat ugly dragon just to claim. I would also bring a bit of camera gear so I could make the best selling porn ever: dood slays a dragon in space... IN 3D!!!
 
my 4000th post, just for you. if your jizz was the same weight as your body, you would travel backwards with the same speed.

youre confusing speed and force. the same FORCE shoots the jizz towards the neverending universe while you are pushed back. although you wont shoot a 180 lbs load, you wont notice anything.

point proven,

now the important shit:

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i wanna thank my mom, my family for believing in me... your mom for last night... i finally made it, woah 4K. thats like four times 1K, pretty incredible. +3 street cred at least. no shoutout to other members since noone included me in their shoutouts. ZINNNNG! there you have it. suck that.

ns is the fucking bomb. i love all you guys, no homo. its a pretty cool story, but i peed in her butt after putting on my robe and wizard hat. after 7 years or so i still dont know how to get the chads from the bottom of alta, but whatevs, not that big of a deal. i actually think that this is the best post of the century. afterwards, i pulled up to a house about seven or eight

and I yelled to the cabby "Yo home smell you later"

looked at my kingdom I was finally there

to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air

 
what happens when astronauts jack off in space? i mean if it takes like a year to go to the moon and back you would assume they have needs...
 
you would just hump in the air and move about space.

i suggest we rent the plane that takes people high enough to experience weightloss and try it out with some NS babes
 
Ohhh hahah yeah I'm a re-re for sure. I'm in physics II now and we've mostly been talking about charged particles of equal mass. Really there is no excuse though except that physics I was a semester ago hahaha
 
I would fuck B. Arthur if it was the only option in space. For real tho, I want to fuck a squirter in space! Shit is totally my big bang theory.

That and you could come on her tits from like a hundred feet away. Teh spooge would just be like a jizz bullet hahahahahaha gross.
 
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