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"I didnt choose the thug life, the thug life chose me" - Tupac

or

"HHNNNGGGGGHHHHHHH" - Chewbacca

orr

"If you french fry when you're supposed to pizza, you are gonna have a BAD time"
 
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
 
Mine was...

"A bad day skiing is better than a good day working"

I feel like I could've thought of something much better, but fuck it who gives a shit about high school anyways?
 
"I never forget the face of a pretty girl! This book helps me remember their names." - Brock
 
"The duty of youth is to challenge corruption" - Kurt Cobain

"The mountains are calling and I must go"

"A big shout out to the sidewalks. Thanks for keeping me off the streets"
 
"Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are useless"-Ron Swanson

"Never half-ass two things, whole ass one thing"-Ron Swanson

"Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga except I still get to kill something"-Ron Swanson

"Clear alcohols or for rich women on diets."-Ron Swanson

"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food."-Ron Swanson

"I'm not interested in caring about people"-Ron Swanson

"When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them."-Ron Swanson

"There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk."-Ron Swanson

"Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor."-Ron Swanson

"Fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable."-Ron Swanson

"There is only one bad word: taxes."-Ron Swanson

"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard."-Ron Swanson

"There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger."-Ron Swanson

"Honor: if you need it defined, you don’t have it."-Ron Swanson

"Strippers do nothing for me…but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace."-Ron Swanson

"You had me at meat tornado."-Ron Swanson
 
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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that escalated quickly?
 
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