get 3 pigs, paint 1, 2, and 4 on them, then get some friends to skip class with you and go anal with the pigs. get nasty with it, pigs are used to rolling in shit so it will be perfect for a bunch of guys with the poopdick. film it on your phone and show all your friends and all the cool kids, but tell them they better not tell anybody or you'll do it again except with more animals, and maybe some dead animals too. if you have a dog, bring that and use peanut butter for lube for easy cleanup