Send TEAM BROBOMB to the Orage Masters OR THE COW DIES!

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Okay kids. Ready for some shameless self-promotion you can complain about to your heart's content? BroBomb.com is gunning for the 9th spot at the Orage Masters. Why do we deserve to go, you may ask? As you may have heard, the Masters is not the Dew Tour, X Games, or some other gymnastics competition. It's the "anti-comp," and thus, those deserve to go are not those who can k-fed 630 your face or dub cork no grab until retirement, but it's the people who can outdrink, out party, and out redicule all the other pro crews while using their travel budget to get strippers for their team booth. THAT TEAM IS US.

So, you will, a skier, give your Facebook like to a team based on anything other than athletic merit? You should, because if you don't, we should just call this ice skating and start demand resorts ask for drug tests in order to buy lift tickets.

VOTE NOW OR THE COW DIES:[URL]https://www.facebook.com/Orage/app_214843915322464[/url]

We are edging into the lead now, do your duty to help us secure victory and dominance. When your own Jeff Schmuck was asked to vote for us, his response was "Done my man! And proudly so :)"
 
Make sure to like BROBOMB on the masters page and we will be providing FREE BEER and (maybe) burgers at the Masters. Send us there because its not about 630s on and doubles, its about blackouts, bangers and creativity. #SAVETHEFUCKINGCOW
 
Just putting it out there, Orage picks the team that goes to the contest, the votes are really just so people hype the orage page more. The team with the most votes is not guaranteed to go.

That being said, there are so many epic teams Hot possie would be epic at orage masters haha
 
My question is why would you want to see a team of people that are just basically alternates for teams that are already in? I mean some of the entries are just making teams because they were only 4 spots on level 1 or 4bi9. I want to see something different, I want to see Brobomb.
 
E heath are you some how insinuating that Hot Possie is in some way less than epic? Because I would say you are sorely mistaken sir.
 
How many beers did you drink when writing this post? I'm thinking ten or eleven by the time you got to this sentence. But anyway, I'm definitely voting for you.
 
Haha dude, I said it would be "epic" not "less than epic" or "substantially less epic" you guys would bring the party.
 
Glad to see we are in agreement, I might even bring skis along with me if there is enough room between the hookers and beer.
 
I support this. I think you should sacrifice the cow on the course though, then make burgers. Satan would be proud.
 
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Trevor, you don't know how gully the bomb is. Don't post in this thread. Shit's fucked up, son and mad disrespectful.
 
That edit was a perfect representation of brobomb... absolutely terrible.

Pro Tip: If you suck at skiing, be punk rock, it'll cover up the severe lack of talent.
 
what is a brobomb? if it is something that kills bros then i guess thats cool but it sounds like a gayass frat humor website
 
Minus the humor and you're spot on. They get their ideas from threads on NS which shows how much creativity those bags of shit have.
 
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