some chick tried to convince me that if she had money it would be best to invest in Apple. i was at work so i couldn't say, "no you're a fucking moron" but merely retorted that Apple was trading at something like $340 a share, don't know the exact figure, and that it really won't get that much higher to the point where it would be an incredibly fruitful stock, not to mention unless you have a few grand at your disposal thus it's not going to make your portfolio. then she said that they have more "money" on their balance sheet than the US Treasury. ok, what is money on a balance sheet? everything is stated in dollar values, so that doesn't make sense. i hate stupid women.