Seductive catch phrases

Me: do you have any Norwegian in you?
Girl: no
Me: do you want Norwegian in you?

they laugh, and its usually a good conversation starter.
 
you- did you grow up on a farm?

her- (almost always) No

you- well you sure know how to raise cocks...

if she says yes whole line ruined you look dumb
 
You - Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?

Her - Ho

(you then proceed to pull out both your pockets so as to look like bunny ears with you dick in the middle)

You - Do you want to?
 
you: what winks and fucks like a tiger?

her: what

You then wink.

or if you're with a friend and you both see a cute girl, ask the girl if she's into french architecture, like the eifel tower.
 
so word around here is you have a vagina? want to hang out later?

or

i really just want to touch your belly button from the inside.
 
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Nice shoes!... lets fuck

damn you must be in great shape, becuase you've been running through my mind all night

I don't know how to say this, but I'm kind of a big deal, people know me.

or the ever classic, drop your panties, biatch
 
i may not be fred flintstone but i can make your bed rock!

me: did it hurt?

her: did what hurt?

me: when you fell from heaven

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

i think we should have intercourse (somehow that works)

nice clothes, they'd look better on my bedroom floor

those pants are skin tight...how do you get into those pants?

 
just say hi catch phrases are stupid and usuallly come out as lame. just approach the girl and start to talk to her
 
Bahaha that would be great if they said yes...you would just stand there "...Ummmm see the thing is I was expecting you to say no...So yea I'm gonna be on my way"
 
Question: Are you fruit at the bottom or sturred?

Looking for this answer: Fruit at the bottom waiting to be sturred.

Who loves Bio-Dome? I do!
 
you: hey wanna go get some pizza and fuck?

her: uh no..

you: what, you dont like pizza?

hey i lost my phone number can i have yours

if your right leg was christmas and your left leg was the new years....could i visit you in between the holidays?

bitch get in my car
 
stop with all these godamn acronyms. in every single thread you post in theres always an lol or rofl or wtf or sybfphybfhwasons.
 
The word of the day is Legs. What'dya say we go back to my place and spread the word.

If your left leg were Thanksgiving and your right leg were Christmas, could I visit between the holidays?

pretend you're blind and pretend to accidently bump into her and lightly fonder her tits and say "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a brail nametag.
 
90% of girls play with themselves in the shower, the other 10% sing . dou you know what they sing

her: no

oh i see so your one of them dirty girls, nice
 
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