Seatbelts are Woke

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foolmetwice

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To my fellow anti woke warriors, as we continue to drink raw milk at unprecedented levels in order to own the libs, might I suggest we also stop wearing seatbelts? Be truly free, don’t wear your seatbelt, don’t look both ways when crossing the street, weed is gay (cigs are cool). It’s time to take owning the libs to the next lvl. #FuckFauci
 
Another great step in being more unwoke and owning the libs would be to stop drinking beer. So much beer is gay. Have you ever seen a rainbow flag on a glass of water? I have not. If someone shows me a picture of a glass of water with a pride flag I might just choose drinking fountains or bring a lifestraw everywhere I go, that's how unwoke I am.

Also, wearing orange while hunting and working is just idolizing safety, it's for weak fearful sheep. Hunter's orange is like dyeing hair for attention. We should try and blend in and be unseen.

Keep up the good work, what are other ways we can be unwoke?
 
topic:foolmetwice said:
To my fellow anti woke warriors, as we continue to drink raw milk at unprecedented levels in order to own the libs, might I suggest we also stop wearing seatbelts? Be truly free, don’t wear your seatbelt, don’t look both ways when crossing the street, weed is gay (cigs are cool). It’s time to take owning the libs to the next lvl. #FuckFauci
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topic:foolmetwice said:
To my fellow anti woke warriors, as we continue to drink raw milk at unprecedented levels in order to own the libs, might I suggest we also stop wearing seatbelts? Be truly free, don’t wear your seatbelt, don’t look both ways when crossing the street, weed is gay (cigs are cool). It’s time to take owning the libs to the next lvl. #FuckFauci
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Do us conservatives a favor and keep your seatbelt off. Thanks
 
14611726:smokes said:
Another great step in being more unwoke and owning the libs would be to stop drinking beer. So much beer is gay. Have you ever seen a rainbow flag on a glass of water? I have not. If someone shows me a picture of a glass of water with a pride flag I might just choose drinking fountains or bring a lifestraw everywhere I go, that's how unwoke I am.

Also, wearing orange while hunting and working is just idolizing safety, it's for weak fearful sheep. Hunter's orange is like dyeing hair for attention. We should try and blend in and be unseen.

Keep up the good work, what are other ways we can be unwoke?
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Having sex with the opposite gender involves us alpha sigmas having to utilize equality and diversity. Nothing is more unwoke than having sex with your homies and kissing them goodnight to celebrate our masculinity in an effort to own the libs
 
14612233:fabbe said:
guys raw milk is a superfood and will solve all your problems twan gang
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raw milk, butter, and red meat will solve all cancers and autisms. the FDA is lying, i do all my own research.
 
14612236:Jems said:
raw milk, butter, and red meat will solve all cancers and autisms. the FDA is lying, i do all my own research.
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Trusting government run entities is your first obvious problem.
 
14612237:VTshredder69 said:
Trusting government run entities is your first obvious problem.
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correct, i put all of my trust into facebook group posts made by rural 60 year olds with life long lead exposure. i also love “holistic” social media moms who encourage not vaccinating children and feeding them only red meat! god bless the REAL science!
 
14612238:Jems said:
correct, i put all of my trust into facebook group posts made by rural 60 year olds with life long lead exposure. i also love “holistic” social media moms who encourage not vaccinating children and feeding them only red meat! god bless the REAL science!
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you're trying too hard now.
 
14612242:fabbe said:
We might have a libtard amongst ourselves, my fellow better dead than red, freedom loving american bretheren!

**This post was edited on May 22nd 2024 at 2:35:36pm
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14612238:Jems said:
correct, i put all of my trust into facebook group posts made by rural 60 year olds with life long lead exposure. i also love “holistic” social media moms who encourage not vaccinating children and feeding them only red meat! god bless the REAL science!
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unironically real.
 
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Jems steals your tax money by mooching unemployment and then cries on the internet about how the US taxpayer needs to give more to help the Ukrainians win the war against evil PUTIN!
 
I love red meat and it's so essential to our diets I love Twitter dieticians who tell me to only eat steak with butter and eggs there is no evidence that suggest anything besides red meat is necessary to live I will NEVER google the diets of the world's "Blue Zones"
 
14612907:GrapeHunter said:
Jems steals your tax money by mooching unemployment and then cries on the internet about how the US taxpayer needs to give more to help the Ukrainians win the war against evil PUTIN!
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lmfaooooo EPIC truth
 
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