Scratch off tickets 500$ bitches

my uncle won over 2 million dollars on a slot machine when he was drunk at like 1 in the morning.
 
i'm jealous, if i ended up with that, i'd for sure get drunk taht night, and buy a couple hookers, then use the rest on treatment for STDs
 
my grandpa had all the numbers for the kicker thing on the ohio lottery ticket, only he didnt pay the extra dollar to validate the kicker, so he didn't win 250,000 dollars. what a kick in the balls.
 
last weekend my friend won $100 on a crossword. And about a month ago, i won $40 on the same ticket.. twice in a row! It was by far the sweetest thing ever.
 
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