Scootering wtf

gotti

gotti

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I just started going to the skatepark again after a 4 year haiatus. Why the fuck are there so many scooters?
 
Just start throwing elbows all over the place. 50 points if there on a razor and 100 points if there on something That cost them more than $200..
 
Yes because no scootering trick is difficult. Every sport has easy tricks and hard tricks.
 
It's mad gay. I don't care how good you are. It's for fucking 5 year olds in their driveways hitting those little plastic jumps you buy at Walmart
 
I can understand that they're annoying if they're a bunch of 8-12 year olds on razors, but some scooterers are legit. My one friend can throw almost any trick in the book (bri, double bri, triple bri, single double triple and quad tail whip (up to triple flat), and a bunch of other stuff I dont even know the names of.Don't hate.
 
im known at my local skatepark as "the bowl king" im not very good, but i still take complete control of the bowl every time im there. Some of the little bitch scooter kids don't know this, so i teach them by grinding their faces into the ground, little pricks.
 
Some of what the scooters do is sick and looks fun but I just took out my old razor for an hour and learned 3s and tailwhips. When I was a young'n it took me like two months to learn how to ollie. To me the work ethic that goes with skateboarding just isnt there with scooters. Not saying scootering is easier it just seems like scootering is skateboarding with what is analagous to training wheels.
 
i dont care if its gay/lame in your eyes, its so freakin fun, my friend has a legit trick scooter and there just fun to ride through the park and ride tranny
 
I don't scooter, I just hate when dickheads bash other people for trying to have fun. Sure if they don't know proper etiquette they are annoying, but that applies to everyone no matter if they are skating, biking, scootering, or blading.
 
Something like this?

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my friend taught himself tail whips on my shitty razor scooter in literally 5 minutes, if the learning curve is that easy, well id say your friend has been scooting for, 3 days?
 
Fuck I love brie. If there was such thing as triple brie I wouldn't leave my fucking house.
 
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When I was in France, more than half of the park in the town was 14yr old kids on scooters, was lolz, but gay
 
Geeze that kid has a sick vert game. Not much rail stuff but i don't skate or skoot so I really don't know whats possible for rails in skooters
 
It's mad gay. I don't care how good you are. It's for fucking 40 year olds on groomers hitting moguls. Fuck skiing.
 
When I was in France, more that half of the park on the mountain was 14yr old kids on skis, was lolz, but gay
 
One of the guys that I ride with sometimes put a shot of a scooter kit eating shit and dropping his scooter in the bowl right as he was going around it.
 
I respect the fact that a lot of people are really good at scootering and can do some really impressive stuff that I would never even try. But, if you have to go to the bar and tell women that you're a professional scooterer, I'm afraid you're not going to get very far.
 
Hahaha quit defending such a lame fucking thing. Skiing is lame too. But it's far more awesome than fucking around on a toys r s purchase.
 
LOL at the retards trying to defend SCOOTERING. My god, you kids are lame. Go do something productive instead of trying to imitate others on a fucking toy.

"Skateboarding is too hard? Here, have some handlebars!"

"Biking is too fast and dangerous? Here, let's make those wheels micro and remove the whole fucking bike!"

I used to scooter all the time because it was fun to do... WHEN I WAS 12. Grow the fuck up.
 
you obviously can do a lot of sports in a very extreme way. that last video up there is pretty tough. cant really imagine how youd throw these flips with all these whips or whatever.

if some intolerant fuckhead thinks its gay, whatever. its all just opinion and most are pretty worthless because they are just hating and trying to "defend" their own horseshit hobby
 
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