School Trip with Snowboarders, what to do?

saskskierftw

saskskierftw

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Hey guys,

So here's the deal. I am going on a highschool trip with a whole shit load of snowboarders. There are about 15 of them, and there is 3-4 good skiers. The other 40 people who are going on the trip will not be mentioned because I frankly have no issues with them. Anyway, we are going to Kimberley, and that means it's a 11 hour bus ride (only get one stop along the way).

First off, I DO NOT hate snowboarders. I hate a snowboarder only after they disrespect me first. One of my closer friends is a snowboarder, and I got mad respect for him because he's good at what he does and he's got respect for what I do; It all balances out. It's the other fifteen, cocky, arrogant, ski-hating, snowboarders that I have an issue with. It always seems to be the kids who suck ass at snowboarding which chirp the most. I've seen these kids at my local hill, and they aren't exactly charging in the park, or even at getting down the hill. These are the kids who stop 3 yards before a butter box, and then 50-50 a butter box. These are the kids who snake EVERYONE, just to straight air off the "massive kicker" on the side of a box or rail. Yet, these kids still have the decency to chirp. Calling out any skier they possibly see, and then falling on their face saying "shit bro, that fucking skier made a groove in the snow, that's why i fell".

Now, I have to spend 11 hours on this bus with these kids. Just me and a few fellow skiers, against the loudest, most ignorant kids you could imagine.

So NS, give me some funny call-outs, chirps, whatever you got. THANK YOU

P.S. - I have to share a condo with 10 of them.

SPARKNOTES: 11 hour bus ride with snowboarders that aren't good at what they do. They love to chirp anyone who skis, yet they aren't exactly pro boarders. I need beaks, chirps, call-outs for these guys.
 
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lol but seriously if you can, make a video of you beating them in snow or something
 
call them out on the fact that they suck, and challenge them to prove you wrong.

alternatively, bring a high-powered firearm. be the last one on the bus and immediately upon boarding, fire a few warning shots. they won't say shit.
 
Yelling back at them is the best idea I've ever heard.

Just deal with it... Talking back is only going to cause more shit.

Ignore them. Or better yet, don't come off as a skier.

Also, why Kimberley?
 
i don't really want to start up too much shit, but just enough to have a bit of fun. so i guess a little bit of yelling...

and the school chose to go to kimberley. Luckily i got a park pass when i was a Fernie with my parents. I know kimberley isn't the biggest or best place, but hey, i'll be skiing :D
 
Ignore them? As mentioned before, put in an iPod and just listen to music. You dont have to ski with them just avoid em on the mountain and at all other times.
 
You're going to be on a bus for 11 hours with what I can imagine is going to be 80% guys.

You'll all get restless after the first 5 hours.

Just rock out.
 
You're going to be on a bus for 11 hours with what I can imagine is going to be 80% guys.

You'll all get restless after the first 5 hours.

Just rock out.
 
You're going to be on a bus for 11 hours with what I can imagine is going to be 80% guys.

You'll all get restless after the first 5 hours.

Just rock out.
 
If it bothers you just ignore it, but if you just wanna have some fun the easiest thing is to just ask them about Shaun White, then laugh at what they say. They won't get it, but you will. Or just challenge them to SHRED one at a time and melt faces with style
 
this. and spray the fuck out of them and be like "sorry bro, i dont know how to go slow". basically just fuck with them as much as you can and make it look accidental
 
haha, the shawn white thing sounds pretty funny. Should I act like the biggest fucking gaper on the bus, and get chirped like crazy? then completely poop on them with flow and style on the slopes?
 
Just ignore them. If they really get on your nerves, challenge them to a game of skate. If they decline, just say "okay" and go back to listening to music/whatever you were doing. Really not much you can do when it comes to ignorance...
 
Just ignore it, or ask to ride with them and show them that skiers can be chill. No sense stirring up more hate between skiers and boarders.
 
IF you fuck them against their will, they should be scared of you, and have more respect, just like my 14 year old neighbor jimmithy
 
hahaha i had this same issue in middle school, just stay quiet till you shred their faces off on the mountain, then they'll shut right up.
 
I recommend realizing that there is a lot more to being an individual than how hard (or not) one can ride or ski. Look at them as individual people, not as snowboarders or skiers. Relate to them on a level outside of snow-sports. Approach it this way and things will go better. If you go into it with the attitude of you-against-them, you will have a bad time. I guarantee it.
 
Let your skiing speak for itself. If your actually really good at skiing let them see. Personally I'm a snowboarder but I like watching skiing so much more than snowboarding so I fin it hard to disrespect skiiers for what they do unless they are total dildos.
 
Dude I know put cocaine in there bags then call the cops on them and say they have cocaine
 
I am a snowboarder and i have no problem with skier i have friends who are skiers there chill ok but same thing when other people diss on you if you ski or snowboard then thats bullshit and have the time theu usually are horible riders just go have some fun and if they give you any shit just beat them up
 
easiest way to impress snowboarders is just to go upside down. huck a backflip or a rodeo and they will be all over your dick
 
this is why your one of my favorite NS'ers. We see things so similarly. Deffinitely post vids of u beating their asses in snow, then show them all of our hateful, yet hillarious comments regarding their stupidity.
 
first of all, smoke some weed. your far too hyped up about nothing.

second, throw a backie or a cork and they will respect you and shut up
 
skier/boarder hate just isn't logical to me, just ride down the damn hill. What's on someones feet doesn't define their character.
 
haha, nobody was good at skiing or snowboarding in my high school so everyone thought I was a sponsored pro skier. It was funny.
 
it's simple man. it's really three steps.

1) acquire tough looking men (insane, black, rapist, doesnt matter what kind of tough)

2) tell those board fags that the men are skiing with you.

3) they wont say shit...

and if they do say shit, jame one pole down their throat, and one up their ass.
 
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