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.Jacob

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/inb4 lots of hate.

/inb4 how bout no.

/inb4 all that shit.

I will pay someone a rossi diecut and salomon diecut to do a geopgraphy report on kejimkujik for me. I'm about to fail, and no skiing for me If i fail. so please help me.

so essentially, even though no one is even going to consider this, write paragraphs about these things.

Source 3

“Kejimkujik national park of Canada.” Parks Canada. [24 November 2011].

Geology

• Known for it's myriad lakes, rivers, undulating glacial landforms Source 3

• Kejimkujik is located in Halifax nova scotia. Source 3

• It can be reached by train,car,boat or by air Source 3

Animals/ vegetation

• large area for natural habitat Source 3

• diverse species of animals and birds, and rare plants Source 3

Climate

• Summers tend to be humid and hot. Source 3

• winter season is short with minimal snow cover. Source 3

• the fall season is comprised of clear sunny days Source 3

• Winds off the ocean alter the weather at the Seaside Adjunct. Source 3

Activities

• canoeing , snowshoeing, cross country skiing, swimming. Source 3

• You can camp anywhere even if its in a tent or a trailer. Source 3

• Winds off the ocean alter the weather at the Seaside Adjunct. Source 3

 
can you decipher that a bit for me so i don't have to think so hard to understand wtf source 3 is?and what grade are you in and how long does your teacher expect each on to be?
 
in the time you spent making this thread you could have wrote this paper. getting good grades is far more important than missing a little skiing
 
grade 9. small paragraphs. ignore the source 3 thing, just the words that come after it.

• Known for it's myriad lakes, rivers, undulating glacial landforms

• Kejimkujik is located in Halifax nova scotia.

• It can be reached by train,car,boat or by air

Animals/ vegetation

• large area for natural habitat

• diverse species of animals and birds, and rare plants

Climate

• Summers tend to be humid and hot.

• winter season is short with minimal snow cover.

• the fall season is comprised of clear sunny days

• Winds off the ocean alter the weather at the Seaside Adjunct.

Activities

• canoeing , snowshoeing, cross country skiing, swimming.

• You can camp anywhere even if its in a tent or a trailer.

• Winds off the ocean alter the weather at the Seaside Adjunct.

 
you can't pull together a paragraph with all the things you mentioned in less than 10 minutes?

i don't believe it that's hard to do
 
seriously?

just take your bullet statements, turn them into full sentences, put some sort of organization into it and string them together. not that freakin hard
 
im considering this, but i have a paper of my own to finish first. i charge a flat fee of 5$ and 10$ for each additional hour
 
A paragraph about my each topic I posted for my national park (kejimkujik ). Just write me all my paragraphs by tonight, and the first one to do it gets 5 dollars, and im legit. I have no feedback, but I promise, its a small price to pay.
 
Ignore the following text, but this is would be a great size, or maybe 3/4 of that, Its hard to write a novel about the weather. As long as it isnt like a single page, its acceptable.

a paragraph is ridiculously nebulous, any word count, number of sentences per paragraph. how many pages the overall thing should be? i'm not going to write it, im just trying to help you out so other people will do it for you.a paragraph is ridiculously nebulous, any word count, number of sentences per paragraph. how many pages the overall thing should be? i'm not going to write it, im just trying to help you out so other people will do it for you.
 
i'm not sure what it is up in Canada but

usually it's 4 sentences that constitute a paragraph.

with about....maybe -15 words a sentence? give or take?

so instead of wasting time here, you could just throw shit around and BAM there you go.

hw done

being lazy will take you nowhere. trust me
 
i can right it but i cant gareentee it wont have spelling erors or a random sentans with a "DICK IN MY ASS" or "FUCK DA TEACHER, THA SCHOOL AND DA POLEECE"
 
According to your spelling of that whole sentence, I'd rather you didn't even attempt my assignment.
 
I will do the first paragraph for you, somebody else can work on the rest.

Kejimkujik national park of Canada is truly a fascinating place. Under rule of the inconsequential Canadian government, the park is located in Halifax, Nova Scotia. It's geology is characterized by a myriad of beautiful pools of water known as "lakes" and massive icecubes called "glacial landforms." The park is covered in streams of moving water that the locals passionately refer to as "rivers." Many forms of transportation have been proven successful in transporting a person to this wonderful park such as trains, cars, boats, and airplanes.
 
so your telling me you cant pull together some shit to pass a 9th grade class? Geography to add too it? Do yourself a favor and do the god damn work or you will get anally raped junior year. you may say i can do the work i am just lazy. but if someone does this for you your laziness will just get worse and you will get wrecked later on in highschool and college. Seriously i dont comprehend from my memory freshman year was like the easiest shit ever. i got like a 96 average second semester of freshman year and didnt really try.
 
I'm feeling kind tonight. $95 obo. And bro-p haven't you made several threads regarding "do my homework nsg" ?
 
I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT

THE DEAL IS OFF, THANK YOU NS.
 
*geology as you listed it is actually geography, don't mix the two up, if your teacher studied either one of the two he/she will not appreciate it if you mix em up ...
 
if this report gave you trouble, you're screwed. And I'm not even talking about college.

I've seen posts on ns that are more researched and put together than your final product most likely was.

But seriously now, some paper writing advice...when you created this thread, you had probably 75% of the work done by just having the information organized. I know they seem stupid, but little research papers like this are what make it easy to crank out 20+ pages later on.
 
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