Sayings like awesome possum!

[tomahawk]

lets hear them.

peace out girl scout

 

[NickelPennyDime]

doesnt rhyme but "if a frog could fly it wouldnt bump its ass a hoppin"

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

I have never heard this in my whole life.

 

[eastcoastplanker]

im too drunk to taste this chicken

amidoinitright?

 

[Cufe.]

so fly like a g6

 

[.AR6rider.]

Later, gator.

See ya in a while, crocodile.

 

[Rafiki]

correction: see ya later masturbator!

in a while, pedophile!

 

[Chunter]

beef wellington.

 

[ski93]

aha I used to say "awesome possum" all the time. Back in high school there was a teacher who made us mark each others essays. He told us to leave a constructive comment so that is what I usually put.

 

[harveydowns]

spunk on a skunk.
fuck a duck.
omg, i just shat on a bat.
oorangutang poontang.

 

[hoodratz47]

i'm audi 5000

catch you later alagator

in a while crocodile

 

[.Tom.]

Awesome possum doesn't rhyme at all in an English accent :'(.

 

[AcidKneeDrop]

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[.Tom.]

Cool beans?

 

[act.resist]

Gag me with a spoon

 

[kevmac]

are you playing possum on me?

want me to give you a good old country ass whooping?

want me to open a 55 gallon drum of whoop ass?

stop doing the dishes and turn around

 

[NTPJ]

this

 

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[act.resist]

It doesn't really rhyme without one either, AWE and PAH don't rhyme. To make it rhyme you'd have have an Australian accent, so it would sound like: AWE-sum PAW-sum

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

whats the plan, stan?

what the deal, Lucille?

finagle a bagel

 

[act.resist]

Are you hip potato chip?

Got the hint peppermint?

 

[thenightman]

toes magoats.

 

[WakaShocka]

fist me

 

[Joebin]

Bees knees

Cats pajamas

All I can really think of right now...

 

[ForrestW]

roger that ranger rick

 

[Mike-O]

More cushion for the pushin'!

 

[Lansfield]

Many lulz we'r had in this thread

 

[stupendous-man]

Don't be silly, wrap your willy

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool

 

[Masta_Baka]

silly sally

Negative nancy

Sober sally

Dont let your meat loaf

dont sweat the petty things, dont pet the sweaty things

 

[.AR6rider.]

When in doubt, shroud your spout

Don't make a mistake, cover your snake

Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey

Sock that wanger before you bang her

Cover your fiddle before you diddle her middle

Balloon your baboon before you search for poon

 

[CheddarJack]

Fo shizzle my nizzle

 

[CRiP]

haha me and my friends actually say that. also "im audi 5000"

 

[2_fadez]

DON'T BE A SUCH A NIG NOG

 

[DADDYlongLEGS]

drunk as a skunk

 

[Big.L]

Snug as a bug in my drug rug

 

[iSmokeweed]

okey smokey artichokie!!

 

[ski93]

pfft it rhymes when I say it

 

[Alexander_Keith]

Weak sauce boss