Say the line dj khaled

[gilbertressel]

Pretty sure the whole ski industry is in on this joke by now

 

[SofaKingSick]

it's a necessity for a ski just like having a sintered base and metal edges. if a ski doesn't MTMMP it's not worth my time or money

 

[Mr.Whatsittoya]

Every ski brand says their ski can turn the mountain into a playground, but can they turn a playground into a mountain?

 

[BrandoComando]

It's not just skis

 

[gilbertressel]

Every ski brand says their ski can turn the mountain into a playground, but can they turn a playground into a mountain?

Thats what vishnu is for

 

[GayWolf420]

Whats the ski that can get you onto the FWT? Antlers?

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

I'm just trying to watch a nice ski review ?

 

[keagan.karstens]

Are they robust tho?

 

[bertBertson]

Are they robust tho?

 

[animator]

I said this in another thread but that line has been in the CT 2.0s description since like 2017

 

[druppin_jibs]

it's a necessity for a ski just like having a sintered base and metal edges. if a ski doesn't MTMMP it's not worth my time or money

Someone make an MTMMP sticker please

 

[christianwearsch]

I could be wrong but I feel like the started it. I got a lanyard from them probably 4 years ago that says “the mountain is my playground.” They definitely aren’t hopping on some joke.

I said this in another thread but that line has been in the CT 2.0s description since like 2017

 

[doubleblackjack]

Why does it have to be a playground? I want the mountain to be my chinese restaurant

 

[BrandoComando]

Why does it have to be a playground? I want the mountain to be my chinese restaurant

The Volkl Chopstick makes the whole mountain your Chinese restaurant. We designed a new layup for the Chopstick with Fortune Cookie Champion Mao Zedong that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the spiciest kung pao chicken and largest honey walnut shrimp on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your stomach's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Chopstick has a full panda bamboo core with layers of biaxial green tea leaves wrapped in vibration dampening sticky buns sandwiching the core.

 

[r00kie]

The Volkl Chopstick makes the whole mountain your Chinese restaurant. We designed a new layup for the Chopstick with Fortune Cookie Champion Mao Zedong that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the spiciest kung pao chicken and largest honey walnut shrimp on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your stomach's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Chopstick has a full panda bamboo core with layers of biaxial green tea leaves wrapped in vibration dampening sticky buns sandwiching the core.

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Okay this is my favorite one yet.

 

[Dilldoes]

The Volkl Chopstick makes the whole mountain your Chinese restaurant. We designed a new layup for the Chopstick with Fortune Cookie Champion Mao Zedong that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the spiciest kung pao chicken and largest honey walnut shrimp on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your stomach's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Chopstick has a full panda bamboo core with layers of biaxial green tea leaves wrapped in vibration dampening sticky buns sandwiching the core.

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I need three pair

 

[SofaKingSick]

I need three pair

Okay and then?

 

[Dilldoes]

Okay and then?

Living in the moment bud. No plans besides making the mountain my own Chinese restaurant and eating some beef and broccoli.

 

[AlexHallsEyebrow]

Someone should do one of the cameo thing and get a famous person to say the Big horn line

 

[BradFiAusNzCoCa]

Line skis does it too. On the 19/20 chronic packaging, it says “all mountain playground” or something of the sort

 

[SofaKingSick]

Okay and then?

Living in the moment bud. No plans besides making the mountain my own Chinese restaurant and eating some beef and broccoli.

and then?

 

[doubleblackjack]

The Volkl Chopstick makes the whole mountain your Chinese restaurant. We designed a new layup for the Chopstick with Fortune Cookie Champion Mao Zedong that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the spiciest kung pao chicken and largest honey walnut shrimp on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your stomach's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Chopstick has a full panda bamboo core with layers of biaxial green tea leaves wrapped in vibration dampening sticky buns sandwiching the core.

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the finest general snow chicken

 

[beepbeepski]

fuck global warming fr for turning all the mountains into playgrounds

 

[Schoess]

The Volkl Chopstick makes the whole mountain your Chinese restaurant. We designed a new layup for the Chopstick with Fortune Cookie Champion Mao Zedong that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the spiciest kung pao chicken and largest honey walnut shrimp on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your stomach's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Chopstick has a full panda bamboo core with layers of biaxial green tea leaves wrapped in vibration dampening sticky buns sandwiching the core.

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ngl I lost it when I saw this.

 

[J_skis]

#selfroast

 

[snowfinder]

Ski marketing is very limited. That said I want a ski that turns a mountain into a wave.

 

[Knapzach]

The playground is my mountain

 

[nilserb]

Someone make an MTMMP sticker please

 

[junior1derful]

This is classy. I would prefer to have my own "personal playground" rather than just my own playground. Good work J.

#selfroast

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[dognuts]

yeah everyone seems to be using a variation of this now

 

[partyandBS]

If someone can produce a playground graphinc before winter they will most certainly capitalize hh

 

[partyandBS]

#selfroast

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Please make The Allplayground. Your allplay ski with a graphic of a play ground.

 

[Dilldoes]

and then?

Probably direahah or food poising.

 

[partyandBS]

Someone should do one of the cameo thing and get a famous person to say the Big horn line

If i got Redman to do a cameo for us do you think [tag=243746]@SegoSkiCo[/tag] would hook it up with a set of skis??

 

[J_skis]

Please make The Allplayground. Your allplay ski with a graphic of a play ground.

Limited edition only 69 pair made signup for early access

 

[pissnu_skis]

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yeah everyone seems to be using a variation of this now

Are they robust tho?

 

[Eightsails]

10/10 Would use this playground to make the mountain my playground.

Limited edition only 69 pair made signup for early access

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[partyandBS]

Limited edition only 69 pair made signup for early access

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Take my fuckin money

 

[AlexHallsEyebrow]

If i got Redman to do a cameo for us do you think [tag=243746]@SegoSkiCo[/tag] would hook it up with a set of skis??

Yeah fs

 

[TheDriftingDad]

Limited edition only 69 pair made signup for early access

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the allplayground

 

[partyandBS]

Please make The Allplayground. Your allplay ski with a graphic of a play ground.

the allplayground

Hey pound sand. Thats my joke dad!

 

[CharlzHub]

Someone should do one of the cameo thing and get a famous person to say the Big horn line

Johnny Sins must do it

 

[mrk127]

Limited edition only 69 pair made signup for early access

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How well do they jib slides tho?

 

[TheDriftingDad]

Hey pound sand. Thats my joke dad!

It's a dad joke I couldn't resist

 

[pissnu_skis]

New drinking game- every time some brand makes the whole mountain your playground you take a shot

 

[Chrischi69]

This is actually smart as fuck

 

[Icant_kfed]

Thats what vishnu is for

vishnu turns the mountain into a crackhouse

 

[Samp20]

comment of the fuckin year

The Volkl Chopstick makes the whole mountain your Chinese restaurant. We designed a new layup for the Chopstick with Fortune Cookie Champion Mao Zedong that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the spiciest kung pao chicken and largest honey walnut shrimp on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your stomach's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Chopstick has a full panda bamboo core with layers of biaxial green tea leaves wrapped in vibration dampening sticky buns sandwiching the core.

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[Dilldoes]

Your move [tag=209275]@J_skis[/tag]

 

[J_skis]

Straight from the bossman himself! You know I'm pushing for the Playground ?

Your move [tag=209275]@J_skis[/tag]

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[junior1derful]

100% would purchase

Straight from the bossman himself! You know I'm pushing for the Playground ?