sasquatch hunting season???
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LeBlanc
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wtf are you talking about
sasquatchs dont exist
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sasquatchs dont exist
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Be cool, don't hassel your local sasquatch.
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h3ofilms
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the following is a true story of a sighting of something FUCKING HUGE in backwoods tv
Im driving home one nite a few years ago from Burlington so I went with the shortcut through backwoods chittenden, probably about 2:30 in the morning. Im stone cold sober and not a touch of drugs in my body at all.
About half a mile down a dirtroad, all the sudden right when the road TURNS, i see something that has to be 7 feet tall WALKING across the road...at first I thought I was seeing a bear, but the arms were down past its waist when standing up tall...a bear on its hind legs has tiny, stumpy arms
this wasnt human, it was much too large and bulky and some fur was evident
it had to be the sasquatch...ive never driven home so fast in my life, and ill NEVER be driving anywhere near that rode again
haha the end...thats the gods honest truth ^
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Im driving home one nite a few years ago from Burlington so I went with the shortcut through backwoods chittenden, probably about 2:30 in the morning. Im stone cold sober and not a touch of drugs in my body at all.
About half a mile down a dirtroad, all the sudden right when the road TURNS, i see something that has to be 7 feet tall WALKING across the road...at first I thought I was seeing a bear, but the arms were down past its waist when standing up tall...a bear on its hind legs has tiny, stumpy arms
this wasnt human, it was much too large and bulky and some fur was evident
it had to be the sasquatch...ive never driven home so fast in my life, and ill NEVER be driving anywhere near that rode again
haha the end...thats the gods honest truth ^
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WIfreeskier
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anyone else have the Tenacious D DVD? get it and watch 'death of a dream,' they find the Sasquatch, it's quite an epic episode...
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
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h30films, I believe you, but i didnt read your story. As soon as night was spelled wrong, I decided that it would be too much work to try and figure out the words.
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EpitaphE13
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man, i woulda been all over that ape. i woulda gotten outa the car and checked it out closer.
The_Professor
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we had a experience similar to H3Os
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The roller coaster at New York new york and the buffet line i saw Bjork. Bjork Bjork!!! is that really you???? i cant believe it, this is so cool. Remember me from Cincinatti???? i was in the front row smoking a fatty. - String Cheese Incident- Las Vegas
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The Aladin to Mandalay Bay we tried to find a table that paid.
The roller coaster at New York new york and the buffet line i saw Bjork. Bjork Bjork!!! is that really you???? i cant believe it, this is so cool. Remember me from Cincinatti???? i was in the front row smoking a fatty. - String Cheese Incident- Las Vegas
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yo h30, your from VT, right? where abouts was it?
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hahaa...sasquatch should come down here and terrorize people
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PLEASE READ : TRUE STORY
I WAS BIGFOOT'S LOVE SLAVE
Lumberjack's story of forbidden love will amaze you!
By MIKE FOSTER
TACOMA, Wash. - Burly lumberjack Leon Verdell says he was kidnapped in the woods by a Bigfoot who kept him as a love slave for three long months!
But far from being traumatized by the hairy experience, Verdell says he's gotten accustomed to life with the towering, fur-covered companion he's come to call Wookums - and he never wants to go home!
'Wookums doesn't look like anything I've ever seen, but I've learned to look beyond physical appearance,' says the 38-year-old woodsman. 'Inside, Wookums is kind, sensitive and nurturing - and accepts me for who I am.'
The bizarre development has enraged his wife of 10 years, Denise Verdell, who spent three months desperately combing the forest for her hubby, after he vanished without a trace on June 15.
'I searched every inch of those woods, I even hired professional outdoorsmen to help me find Leon. I was worried sick, thinking that he was stranded somewhere, maybe pinned under a fallen tree or caught in an old bear trap, suffering,' says Denise.
'But when I finally tracked him down he was living with that horrible beast.
'He's no longer the man I married - he's a changed man. He told me he doesn't want to come home, and that's fine by me - I've filed for divorce.'
Leon says his strange odyssey began when he was working with a 15-man crew in the foothills of Mt. Rainier. As the robust 6-foot-2 lumberjack took a break to answer nature's call in the bushes, he had the eerie feeling he was being watched.
'I figured I must be imagining things,' he recalls. 'Then, just when I zipped up my fly I saw this huge creature come barreling out of the woods. It was 8 feet tall and covered head to toe with fur like an ape.
'I turned and tried to run, but the Bigfoot grabbed me by the collar. Next thing I knew, it scooped me up, tossed me over its shoulder and carted me off.'
Leon says the Bigfoot carried him for many miles, before arriving at its cave.
'I was scared stiff because I thought it was going to eat me,' he says. 'Then it got this funny look in its eyes and started stroking my cheeks tenderly. It stood there in the cave, batting its long, thick eyelashes, with this huge grin on its face.
'Then it pounced on me, ripped all my clothes off and had its way with me.'
Over the succeeding months, the lumberjack claims, the Bigfoot became more gentle in its attentions and the odd couple gradually established a domestic routine.
'Wookums would go out and forage for fruits, nuts, berries and small animals, and I would prepare them,' Leon says.
'I also tried to keep the cave clean and decorated it with rocks and twigs I found. Wookums seemed to appreciate my labors - unlike my own human wife.
'For the first time in my life, I felt truly loved and needed.'
When frantic wife Denise, accompanied by a professional tracker and his bloodhounds, finally found Leon on Sept. 18, he was in no need of rescue.
'The two of them were there cuddling in the cave like a pair of teenagers,' disgusted Denise recalls. 'When I asked Leon what was going on, he shouted, 'Go away - we don't need you.''
Denise dragged her husband back to Tacoma just long enough to sign divorce papers and says she doesn't care what he does 'as long as he sends my alimony checks.'
Leon now says he wants to return to the woods and spend the rest of his life with his Bigfoot in the remote lair, the location of which he refuses to divulge.
'I've never been happier,' he insists. 'I'm staying with Wookums forever.'
I WAS BIGFOOT'S LOVE SLAVE
Lumberjack's story of forbidden love will amaze you!
By MIKE FOSTER
TACOMA, Wash. - Burly lumberjack Leon Verdell says he was kidnapped in the woods by a Bigfoot who kept him as a love slave for three long months!
But far from being traumatized by the hairy experience, Verdell says he's gotten accustomed to life with the towering, fur-covered companion he's come to call Wookums - and he never wants to go home!
'Wookums doesn't look like anything I've ever seen, but I've learned to look beyond physical appearance,' says the 38-year-old woodsman. 'Inside, Wookums is kind, sensitive and nurturing - and accepts me for who I am.'
The bizarre development has enraged his wife of 10 years, Denise Verdell, who spent three months desperately combing the forest for her hubby, after he vanished without a trace on June 15.
'I searched every inch of those woods, I even hired professional outdoorsmen to help me find Leon. I was worried sick, thinking that he was stranded somewhere, maybe pinned under a fallen tree or caught in an old bear trap, suffering,' says Denise.
'But when I finally tracked him down he was living with that horrible beast.
'He's no longer the man I married - he's a changed man. He told me he doesn't want to come home, and that's fine by me - I've filed for divorce.'
Leon says his strange odyssey began when he was working with a 15-man crew in the foothills of Mt. Rainier. As the robust 6-foot-2 lumberjack took a break to answer nature's call in the bushes, he had the eerie feeling he was being watched.
'I figured I must be imagining things,' he recalls. 'Then, just when I zipped up my fly I saw this huge creature come barreling out of the woods. It was 8 feet tall and covered head to toe with fur like an ape.
'I turned and tried to run, but the Bigfoot grabbed me by the collar. Next thing I knew, it scooped me up, tossed me over its shoulder and carted me off.'
Leon says the Bigfoot carried him for many miles, before arriving at its cave.
'I was scared stiff because I thought it was going to eat me,' he says. 'Then it got this funny look in its eyes and started stroking my cheeks tenderly. It stood there in the cave, batting its long, thick eyelashes, with this huge grin on its face.
'Then it pounced on me, ripped all my clothes off and had its way with me.'
Over the succeeding months, the lumberjack claims, the Bigfoot became more gentle in its attentions and the odd couple gradually established a domestic routine.
'Wookums would go out and forage for fruits, nuts, berries and small animals, and I would prepare them,' Leon says.
'I also tried to keep the cave clean and decorated it with rocks and twigs I found. Wookums seemed to appreciate my labors - unlike my own human wife.
'For the first time in my life, I felt truly loved and needed.'
When frantic wife Denise, accompanied by a professional tracker and his bloodhounds, finally found Leon on Sept. 18, he was in no need of rescue.
'The two of them were there cuddling in the cave like a pair of teenagers,' disgusted Denise recalls. 'When I asked Leon what was going on, he shouted, 'Go away - we don't need you.''
Denise dragged her husband back to Tacoma just long enough to sign divorce papers and says she doesn't care what he does 'as long as he sends my alimony checks.'
Leon now says he wants to return to the woods and spend the rest of his life with his Bigfoot in the remote lair, the location of which he refuses to divulge.
'I've never been happier,' he insists. 'I'm staying with Wookums forever.'
EpitaphE13
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haha, good story