Actually, you are incredibly wrong basically in every regard.
They are stiffer flexing than a lot of skis, but are by no means a super stiff ski. Not to mention that stiff flexing is a good thing. They a relatively light ski for it's size/ relative competition.
I loved the ski. One of the best all mountain skis (in the ~100mm width) i've been on.
I wouldn't buy it to use for park/pipe, but it's not terrible if you end up there with it on your feet.
For something which is pretty good all over, yet still performs in the park/pipe, check the Line Blend.