salad

mackinnon

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ok, personally i hate salads that are more than just iceberg lettuce and dressing. anybody thoughts?

yeah this is random, but i just happen to be eating a massive serving bowl of salad right now

*Laura*

my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI

 
I love salad, all salad, especially Ceasar

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aw i love salad!! especially chef salad..its not just lettuce and dressing. you can add so much stuff to it..i love salad..mmmm

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^yeah, plain lettuce is the bomb. So much flavor. Not. I love ceasar salads though, and most other salads are pretty good too, i just hate it when they're ruined with tomatoes. Blegh!

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i used to like ceasar until i had too much and now i like, barf when i have it

*Laura*

my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI

 
^^ thats how i am with coffee...i used to get so many fraps often back in the day and i haven't had one in a while and now when i see one i just think about it and i get sick to my stomach

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wah, i just got to the bottom of the bowl, and the lettuce was like, swimming in dressing so i forced some down, but almost yacked....finished!

*Laura*

my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI

 
did u know that ceasar salad dressing has anchovies in it...that's why it smells so bad. I like salad though, but no tomatoes.

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ohh romaine lettuce, olives,tomatoes.and chicken with italian dressing and parmessan cheese!! the best salad i have ever had!!

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Salad is the fucking shit!

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tossing the salad has 2 meanings to it... one is something hta happens in prison and the other is mixing salad... its like 2 universes sharing one word... lol

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yeah all i like is the dressing and the lettuce too, more shit tastes bad and it ruins the salad, caesar and parmesan peppercorn are the best dressings, followed closely by blue cheese dressing

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FUCK ANYONE EVER HAVE THE CAESAR SALAD WITH GRILLED CHICKEN AT MCDONALDS? ITS SOOO GOOD...PUTS A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO SALAD....well its only so good cause it has chicken

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same!^ ahh another thing i hate is designer lettuce! it drives me nuts, and it tastes weird

*Laura*

my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI

 
k, imma build the ultimate salad.

iceberg lettuce, olives, baby corn, carrots, ranch, cheese, chicken. thats all you need. until i think of something i forgot.

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I'm eating a salad right now.

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hahhaha ^^ i love those, and yeah i like em but you need to load on the crutons and dressing with some lettuce and other shit and they aint dat bad

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mashed potatoes are better than salad! screw all of that low carb stuff... pfftt! mash up some taters and throw on a slab of butter (and some milk)

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^^i thought you were about to say mashed poatoes ON salad.

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*Laura*

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Caesar salads are nice... but I'm not really into much else, feta cheese and all that just bothers me haha

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Here are some good salads:

Steve's Super Duper Salad

I used whatever I could find to make this,

Ingredients:

- 1 Carrot

- 1 Stalk of Celery

- 2 leaves of lettuce (more or less)

- 1 chicken breast

- 1 tbsp sliced almonds

- Some cheeeese (I used Marble)

- Ranch Dressing

What ta do:

Put the chicken breast on a microwaveable plate and put in the microwave for 10 minutes on 'defrost' setting (if frozen) -or- leave it out on a plate until defrosted.

While shit's defrosting, slice your carrot and celery into small pieces. Then Slice your lettuce into small strips.

Cut your cheese up into little blocks, cheese is good. mm.

Now put all your lettuce / carrots / celery / cheese / almonds into a fairly big bowl. Your chicken should be done depending on how long that took you. Put your bowl of salad in the fridge.

Now, cut the chicken up into fairly small pieces (leave some of it to cut into long strips). Fry it all with some Onion Salt & Pepper.

When your chicken is brown and is cooked on the inside, scoop it out of the frying pan and into paper towel. Put the chicken in the fridge for 5 minutes or so so it cools down, if not, the hot chicken will slightly melt your cheese and warm everything up, nasty.

After that, put the small pieces of chicken into your salad, mix it all up, then put the strips over top like in the McDonalds commercials. Sprinkle on some ranch dressing lightly (you won't need alot of dressing).

Eat

Rad Greek Salad My Mom Makes

Ingredients

- Spirally Noodle Things

- Olives

- Cucumber

- Tomato

- Feta Cheese

- Greek Dressing (Italian would work)

Directions

Bowl those little noodles that are like a screw, you know, them things.

In the meantime, cut your olives in half, slice your cucumber, cut your feta cheese into little blocks and cut up your tomato. Put it all in a bowl and put it in the fridge.

When your noodles are soft, dump em onto a strainer and then dump the noodles into your salad. Give it a stir and put back in the fridge so the noodles can cool down.

If you don't want to wait for cooling, you can probably run cold water over your noodles or something when they're in the strainer.

When everything is cool, put on as much greek dressing as you need to lube it up, and eat. The olives and feta cheese give it some great flavour while the cucumber and tomato don't make you fat and fill you up, the noodles are there for texture and damn good taste.

Ultra-Basic

Ingredients:[/b]

- Carrot or Celery or both, maybe lettuce if you want

- Some kind of Dressing

Do this:

For carrot only, shred the carrot, then apply your dressing of choice.

For Celery only, chop it up into itty bitty pieces and add dressing.

For Carrot and Celery and Lettuce, slice it all into itty bitty pieces and put dressing on it.

Yep, Salad is good. My parents have been gone for 1 1/2 weeks and I got tired of pizza and found lettuce in the fridge so I made salad. It was DAMN good too.

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i love like green leafy lettuce, croutons, peppers, parmesean cheese, cucumbers, oil and vinegar, and anythign else good you can think of, its just so... YUMMY

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iceberg lettece with cucumber and crutons and italian dressing. sometimes sweet and sour dressing its made by vermont farms or something it sooo gooood

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