Sal Maskakela

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I hate this guy, I would put money on him never being on skis or a snowbaord and he hosts the winter x-games, and I guarentee hes never skated, bladed, etc... I find him extremely annoying and just wanted to know if I'm the only one

 
I mean on like competition level... such as sports broadcasters many have played in their respective sports and the one that haven't are experts on it, all Sal ever does is .. Oh my God... did you see that trick this is the next generation of skate... and its like a backside air

 
yeah, in winter x he was talking about all the pro skiers like he knew them or something

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ahahah i hate when people talk about people like they know them....either you know them or not.....hes like 'tanner hall coming in hes been working on his half inverted 7 with a cross and just nailed it this yerar' its like what the fuck? hes been doing that for years. those broadcasters are retarded

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yes he can be a little annoying but definitely worse at winter x.

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly

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me no likey, he knows nothing about skiing

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^is dead

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
he's not bad at surfing, but ya he's annoying

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Didn't he compete in skate street in Phili? Correct me if I'm way off there.

As far as his presenting goes, it could be a lot worse. I remember a random middle aged woman presenting Winter X a few years ago from 'The Lodge', interviewing Shawn White, Palmer and the like - what a load of shit that was.

 
You're wrong.

He dropped in on a vert ramp for the first time like 2 years ago and ate shit like 4 times before he sketchily did it.

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doesnt he have a signature shoe made by etnies? or is this a different sal? the got like a 23 on the side

Peter: What the hell did you do?

Brian: Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?

Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.
 
skiers deserve a guy that knows wat hes talking about

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^is dead

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
^mike douglas was a commentator one year i believe

Peter: What the hell did you do?

Brian: Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?

Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.
 
that vert ramp he droped in on was pretty big though. I'd like to see you sac up and try it.

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I dunno he is pretty cool i think, and lucky, but he does know a lot of the skaters and stuff

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somebody help me out....

what was that snowboard movie where they spraypainted a logo on his oakley jakcet then got him to turn around and 'hype' up the crowd but it was mostly everyone laughing and screaming becuase he had spraypaint on his back. i think it was a grenade symbol. aghhhhhhhh what movie was it?

teem bousquet
 
If it was a Grenade then most likely it was one of Grenade Gloves' films. Full Metal Edges is the only one I can think of. Check out their site if that's not it.

 
^ i dunno if it was a grenade film, i think it was just in a danny cass segment. but i could be wrong. im too lazy to find out right now

it was great though becuase sal was all pumped and people were laughing at him haha

teem bousquet
 
The only good dude is that one on British Soccer, when someone scores a goal, he screams goal and holds the word for like 3 minutes.

C-Man
 
dude.. your just scared off him,you know if he skied hed have mad style casue hes black.. dont be soo afraid...

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Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
yea chris davenport was a commentator but not just for skiing...

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

 
It's tough to find a good announcer who can balance the mainstream audience (that do not know the trick names and the athletes) with the core fans who know their stuff. I think Sal Masakela is a good fit so that even your gandparents can understand what's going on.

 
i think they could find somebody much better, but they want a black dude and he's the only descent announcer they could find

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that sports center lady who did the live stuff at winter X was so annoying, sal is pretty stupid

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most fucking annoying guy ever. espn needs to realize there are a lot more people in this world that can be a lot better than him in front of the camera and actually know whats going on in the sport

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how many of you here have actually met him? when the x games were at mount snow, i ate breakfast with him and skied with him(he snowboarded) yeah he wasnt great, but he was a damn cool guy, i never really thoiught his on screen persona was all that annoying anyway

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who the fuck cares

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I have been wondering where this thread was i figured there had to be sumone who hated him enough to start a thread!

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.

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no when sal first joined 2 commentate the games the skateboarders made him drop in and not fall, and he is friends wiht some of the guys since he does go2 every Xgames wiht an all access pass

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I dont like summer x games except for the biking part(bmx).

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dont hate, appreciate. its not really that easy of a job if you think abouot it. i got nothing wrong with sal. i mean hes not my favorite person in the world, but its all good.

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lynch him.

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