Sadie Hawkins thread.

[squashmosh]

Pinknames: Hypothetically, if you were to pick 1 guy on NS to go on a date with, who would it be.

Let's keep the orange names to a minimum, this isn't about what how sick they are at skiing etc. so stick to active frequent posters and base it on their personality (or whatever you can see of it through their posts) and their attractiveness from their pictures.

Also keep in mind this is hypothetical so even if you have a boyfriend or whatever just pick an NSer.

Go

 

[Aidan-G]

I'm a 19 year old man child with a 3 inch penis, cystic acne, and my friday nights consist of mountain dew and video games. Ladies, please form an orderly line

 

[paige.]

The important question is will you fuck on the first date?

 

[JAHpow]

I remember him saying he fucks all things that have a pulse and most things that don't.

 

[squashmosh]

aha

 

[Aidan-G]

you remember correctly

 

[squashmosh]

If only I could rename this "Sausage Party Thread"

 

[roddy116]

just wait

 

[Aidan-G]

sausage. another thing i would have sex with

 

[roddy116]

i bet that feels nice

 

[squashmosh]

I'm satisfied just for that.

 

[Aidan-G]

It's like putting your dick inside a bigger dick that's all juicy

 

[soupysoups]

Relevant

 

[soupysoups]

And yes the song is terrible. But its relevant. Never said it was good

 

[squashmosh]

I feel like I used to like Relient K...not sure.

 

[whoa-dere]

haha no pink names yet. but girls, contain your orgasms

 

[squashmosh]

Apparently girls are averse to the freedom of choice.

 

[Troy.]

No competition. Me. Where da ratchets at? Apple juice?

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

or they're just pussies...

 

[theschneidler]

Just wait until the first girl shows up, prepare to be hit with a swarm of frothing loins.

 

[yuck]

weird. i felt that way too, then i looked it up and realized i was thinking of K's choice.

 

[theBearJew]

pinknames will surely show.

 

[hank_hill]

i loled

 

[act.resist]

i love relient k, I don't like this song though.

also, Spinoza. But it's only because of his mad draw something skills.

 

[squashmosh]

Andddd we have a first pinknames.

 

[squashmosh]

Good choice. If I had to go gay for an NSer it'd be him. We'd have good philosophy convos

 

[grown-ninja]

Wow some serious amount of pink name resonse in this thread

 

[HenniferLopez]

Probs Anathema. The shit he says on here always seems to be funny as fuck. But I'm just going by personality - don't think I've ever actually seen a pic of him.

 

[1337]

What about green names?

 

[1337]

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/128328/

 

[1337]

just for the lolz, he's a cool guy for sure, I just love that thread hahahahahaha

 

[gotti]

desperate

 

[katie.]

i was ten years old when this thread was made.

 

[1337]

You and I both know ladies love a man with internet powers, lets see what OP says

 

[HenniferLopez]

Is it bad that this doesn't deter me?

 

[squashmosh]

Sure why not. I was just trying to level the field for the average Joe. Anticipated a bunch of "oh that (insert orange name) he's so hot and good at skiing and has industry connections."

 

[Anathema]

of all the people you could have chosen, you thought of me..

m'lady, lets have dinner. then i want to take you to a ball. because every pretty girl deserves to go to a ball.

 

[Aidan-G]

Quality reference

 

[Pudge]

My thoughts exactly

 

[1337]

I'm so hot and have industry connections and make good skiers look good

OH WELL. GAME ON, BLUENAMES

 

[[hamnuts]]

JakeAssBeatClap

 

[squashmosh]

That was obvious

 

[squashmosh]

The power to bail my ass out when I drunkenly post my phone number.

 

[1337]

I gotchu (>^~^)>

 

[Jblz]

ME

 

[act.resist]

 

[ConnorD]

Loled pretty hard

 

[e.wait]

perfect

 

[taylornicky]

Probably Jamie. Every time I talk to him, he successfully makes me laugh so hard.

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

Dayum gurl I'll fasho go to sadie hawkins wichyo fine ass

 

[ILLinoisance]

ladies, ladies, calm down, there's enough of me to go around.