Sad Julia

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So I had the opportunity to go skiing today right, got a ride up to PC from SLC only to find out that I don't have access to my skis or my boots so I can't ski. I'm now sitting alone in an empty house for the rest of the day with no conputer, no wallet, and no food with the exception of an expired jar of Nutella.

TDLR summary: tits for pizza

Like send me a pizza in exchange for tits and I will be forever in debt to you. Please I am desperate.
 
13251741:Chubz. said:
Julez ill send you a pizza
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ITS OKAY I came back to report that my day just did a complete 180 because I found a can of soup and I figured out how to work the TV and sponge bob is on.

I LOVE YOU THOUGH
 
ill make mini pizzas on english muffins and put all your favorite toppings on them.

that comes straight from the heart.

and i don't even want tits, i just want your friendship.

..... of course i want fucking tits, im no saint
 
13251890:SkiBum. said:
Drink on main street. Sounds like you should have posted up at Shucks for the afternoon.
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Missed the part about no wallet, eh?

What do you mean "you don't have access to your skis or boots"?
 
13251731:FBGM said:
Theron is actually skiing because that is who I am supposed to be skiing with right now.
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'tis true. we were supposed to enjoy a lovely day of skiing together :(

ill be up tomorrow cuz the park set up was absolutely dope today. just hit ya boi up and we'll do sum lapz ;)
 
13251995:DeebieSkeebies said:
'tis true. we were supposed to enjoy a lovely day of skiing together :(

ill be up tomorrow cuz the park set up was absolutely dope today. just hit ya boi up and we'll do sum lapz ;)
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And by laps he means sextime. He wants to do sextime with you. Sextime.
 
13251890:SkiBum. said:
Drink on main street. Sounds like you should have posted up at Shucks for the afternoon.
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No wallet=no money

13251900:miroz said:
Missed the part about no wallet, eh?

What do you mean "you don't have access to your skis or boots"?
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They're in my cousins house and nobody was home to let me in

13251960:soulskier said:
Go to a bar and look older than 21, problem?
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I'm 22, but again, not wallet

13251995:DeebieSkeebies said:
'tis true. we were supposed to enjoy a lovely day of skiing together :(

ill be up tomorrow cuz the park set up was absolutely dope today. just hit ya boi up and we'll do sum lapz ;)
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I'll be up bright and early bb i'll hyu
 
13252084:GrumpisPringle said:
Ill be up at pc tomorrow too. I can bring you a pizza if you want
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I'll be up at PC tomorrow but I'll be skiing with my skis and my boots
 
13252123:JenniferGarner said:
Pepperoni pizza for pepperoni tits? No thanks. Good luck because your day sucks.
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First comment of yours that's actually made me lol
 
Plot twist, I'm not in PC today because I somehow managed to walk all the way to Millcreek last night and never made it home so No Skiing For Jules Pt. II
 
13252746:FBGM said:
Plot twist, I'm not in PC today because I somehow managed to walk all the way to Millcreek last night and never made it home so No Skiing For Jules Pt. II
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I told you to drink responsibly......
 
Nope, No Skiing For Jules Pt III was today, but I did get a free pizza last night thanks to a very generous fellow NSer.
 
13254371:FBGM said:
Nope, No Skiing For Jules Pt III was today, but I did get a free pizza last night thanks to a very generous fellow NSer.
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Yo hooking up the utes with pizza is starting to become a thing. Fuckin right on! I started something sick

#pizza4broto&julez
 
13254606:Chubz. said:
Yo hooking up the utes with pizza is starting to become a thing. Fuckin right on! I started something sick

#pizza4broto&julez
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What about 4 Troy and Theron?
 
13254936:Troy. said:
What about 4 Troy and Theron?
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Straight up next time im on tinychat and broto goes all broke boi on me ill send you fools a couple pizzas for a pizza party and itll be super dope

Hope u guys like breadsticks
 
13256254:Chubz. said:
Straight up next time im on tinychat and broto goes all broke boi on me ill send you fools a couple pizzas for a pizza party and itll be super dope

Hope u guys like breadsticks
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Wat do u mean by "breadsticks"?????
 
13256280:ElGato said:
Sometimes they have like, garlic baked onto them. Or cheese. Sometimes they're really just glorified pizza crusts lol
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Awh dude cheesy breadsticks are the sickest dude..

Fuck now im hungry
 
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