Rules for driving by a hitch hiker

Sharpy

Sharpy

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Do not slow down and then keep going

Do not rev your engine as you pass

Do not laugh out the window as you drive by

Do not move to the opposite side of the road in order to avoid the hitch hiker

Do not wave

ilovehead, apple, lanks, and I were hitch hiking at Tremblant to get to the hill to party and people repeadedly did these things. We ended up getting a ride from these two old ladies wearing fur hats. It was pimp.

PV=nRT my ass
 
my friends brother stopped at a hitch hiker once and asked 'where you going?'. she said 'anywhere but here'. He said 'oh, ok' and drove off. it was awesome.

But what do I know? I'm just a skeevy stoner.
 
it was all the assholes from NJ and NY that weren't pikcing us up, damn americans, we ended up getting picked up by Canadians, its not like we looked like rufians, we were well dressed and looked young and helpless.

PV=nRT my ass
 
yeah, americans suck. they were all alone in their giant escalades and armadas with tonnes of room for hitchhikers. and some would even ask for directions, but not offer rides with our hitchhiking thumbs in plain view. american tourists are assholes.

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Ah I could have picked up a hitch hiker last night, but if I did I was going to be late for an indoor game. Plus I couldn't see him until last second because it was nighttime.

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americans are afraid of getting killed. yup. fucking americans. all fat and ignorant.

But what do I know? I'm just a skeevy stoner.
 
^ HEY! Fuck you, I talk to random homeless people if they want to have a chat with a person. It's pretty entertaining.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

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if i was gonna kill someone i'd kill them, i wouldn't get in the car and do it, and car crooks will steal a car, so they don't have murder charges

-Joel

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lanky steeze
 
Don't get mad at people who pick you up. Just be grateful someone did.

And the only thing to be pissed about is when they laugh at you. The others just sound like you don't like them to acknowledge you because then you can SEE they don't what to pick you up.

Whats the big deal if he drives on the other side to miss you alittle?

let that sink in for a minute
 
what if you got picked up by weird people thenthey raped you?

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dont get mad at people who pick me up? ok. im very grateful for the fact that those ladies gave us a ride...we thanked them profusely actually.

and when cars slow down and swerve to the opposite side of the rode, they may as well kick us in the balls while theyre at it. thats such an insulting way to go about it.

-Joel

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lanky steeze
 
Talking to a homeless person is different than driving down a road at night and seeing a person asking if they can get in your car. I wouldn't pick them up either, being completely honest.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
i picked up a hitchiker on the way home from oregon to utah. drove him like four hours into boise.

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i think the northeast is a little different. people are pansies and won't give anyone else a lift. plus everyone's in more of a rush.

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normally I don't give rides, but this situation is an exception. We were at a ski resort, not the ghetto or bumfuck nowhere, and we were going to the hill, 4 minute drive and 20 minute walk from the hill. Its not like we were asking to go to Toronto. You'd think skiers would be nicer.

PV=nRT my ass
 
Be in someone elses shoes. Youre all alone in you 50 K dollar car. You see 4 men that want a ride. Just not worth the risk in some occasions.

 
I dont think the whole going to the opposite side of the road thing is bad, i personally do it because most of the time i pass people on skinny roads and i dont want to hit them.

'If she floats than she is not

A witch like we had thought'

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his smell smelled like no other'

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And leave a blanket of ash on the ground.' - Kurt Cobain

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So what did you make this up or are these the'official' rules?

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waht the hell were u doing hitch hiking>?hahaha

'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'

-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

 
my brother was picked up by a hitch hiker and the next day he read in the paper that the same guys picked up a guy later that day and kicked the shit out of him and they had a bunch of guns in the trunk. it turned out that they planed to kick the shit out of this guy it wasnt by random

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

I AM CANADIAN!!!

 
fo real, its the middle of tremblant's village, whats gonna happen if you give someone a two second lift? americans are just scarred that they're gonna get jacked because the whole country has a culture of fear thanks to thier mainstream media... totally fucked. i would have given you a ride justin....

You gotta want that cow bell.

-CCR-

IAN
 
these people in my town pretend to be homeless vietnam vets and they all stand at this one intersection and hitchike. a real homeless person wrote a letter to the editor in our paper and told everybody that these guys have cars and houses and are just pretending to be homeless. it was pretty badass

 
well if you had any trace of 'freeskier' written about you then i would've picked you up

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we were oozing freeskier, oozing lie kthe diarhea out of my ass today on the lift, so nasty, and I had my boxers on backwards, to they leaked out the fly and down my crack to my balls, dirty

PV=nRT my ass
 
i picked up an old rich guy that was hitch hiking and brought him from north creek to lake george (ny) and he only gave me $10.

Give me Keystone or give me death.
 
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