Rule 2, "Contains links to sexually explicit or offensive material"

[.josh.]

riight...if this is a rule...why am i getting newschoolers banner ads that are telling me about "horny amatuer girls who want to fuck" that have pretty much porn on them...?

no complaints..jus wonderin.....

 

[.frenchy]

have'nt seen it yet, where is it? Like at the very top of the page?

 

[.josh.]

yh top banner

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Its because those ads are generated based on what material you commonly access from your browser.

Its because you like to jerk it.

 

[*TURBONERD*]

i'm just gonna go out on a limb here and say that you watch porn, probably a pretty good amount. This ad in particular is likely because, as has been stated multiple times, some of the ads are related to your browser history, and run through third party companies.

 

[Malcolm]

well in that case he shouldnt be offended by the ads

 

[no_steeze]

it is literally because you touch yourself at night

 

[nickyp]

You've just called yourself out on that one dude.

 

[summersover]

words stolen from my mouth

 

[fatherb]

hahaha that is the definition of getting owned

 

[Sam.Carson]

this

 

[Ducky.]

Owned.

 

[.josh.]

well this is embarrassing...

 

[lineskier10]

hahahaha classic

 

[Ducky.]

I have a feeling that someone will have a new account real soon.

 

[Blurst]

hahaha I feel bad for you. You are now known on NS as the chronic masturbator, you should just cahnge your username to that.

 

[Schlop]

i_like_to_whack

 

[leahey]

Way to call out NS and completely fail, you are a pornoholic obviously.

 

[Yung_Gnarley]

hahahahahahha

 

[Blurst]

I agree. Please do this for many NS lols

 

[nitsua]

there should be a "owned of the year award" and you sir just took it home.

 

[willyg0808]

lolol multiple page potential

 

[207]

epic!

 

[J-Evs]

HAHAHAH

 

[.jesus.]

and join this cult
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/members/cultforum/cat_id/5652/

 

[leahey]

turn off your fancy editor.

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/members/cultforum/cat_id/5652/

 

[gnarles.]

haha i see you like to jerk it

 

[Gameboy]

HAHAHA that's a sick cult

 

[*steeze_is_good]

Haha owned

 

[neutralzombie]

LOL

 

[Da_CONK]

Called yourself out. LOL I have a funny example of advertising and how they know what you search for. Normally all ads on my computer are based on skiing (Oakley / Skis / Outwear). I recently started searching for cliff jumping tips and safety information before I go for the 1st time.

Oakley ® Custom Eyewear

Customize your Oakley ® Sunglasses. Order Direct from the Source!

www.Oakley.com

*

Teen Suicide Attempt?

Struggling girls (13-17) achieve lasting change at Sunrise.

www.SunriseRTC.com

*

Cricket® Official Website

Simple Unlimited Cell Phone Service From Only $30/mo. 1st Month Free!

MyCricket.com

*

Crisis/Suicide Counseling

24 Hour Suicide Prevention & Crisis Counseling 773-690-9048

www.christiansuicideprevention.com

^That was in the ad banner for on a website giving safety information regarding cliff jumping. The Cricket one is random, Oakley from searching ski stuff. My guess is that the others are from my very recent cliff jumping safety and tips searches. LOL

 

[skodeo7]

I always love it when members bring up porn related ads...those are based on YOUR searches noobs haha.

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

lolololololol

 

[JStrathern]

hahahahahaha this is entire thread is full of win

 

[JStrathern]

guess what is now my sig..

 

[nickyp]

bahahahaha brilliant

 

[.Max.]

Clear the cookies big guy.

This is quite the comical thread though.

 

[matt.s]

i might go watch porn now just so my adds are porn ads.

then i can feel good, while posting things that make me feel good.

 

[wintersway]

its all about that CTRL+SHIFT+P

youre welcome

 

[jeremy.g]

hahahaha. classic

 

[.josh.]

i think the REAL message here is to

never accuse NS of anything

NS will win

everytime.

 

[leahey]

No, the real message is now that you choke your chicken like it's your job.

 

[Elmo.]

.

 

[TheDude]

no the real message is that NS can make you happy. and if masturbating AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE makes you happy, NS satisfys, everytime.

 

[kzrstf]

why am i getting ad about star trek, i hate star trek

 

[Jibbin_Ur_Face]

HA

 

[jayo.]

fuck yes

 

[ECfreeski3]

THAT JUST HAPPENED

 

[Willard]

i wish could get those ads i should stop deleting my history

 

[Kangbang]

haha, i never get any adds related to the sites i go on. whenever i close firefox, they history deletes

 

[Static]

I never get them, and my history is full of unsavory websites