Roomate

[grahmcracker]

I recently got a new roomate and we have kind of a colorful past... what are some things that i can do to keep her comfortable and make us not fight??

 

[GayWolf420]

Lesbian sex.

 

[E.C.]

 

[pigglywiggly]

 

[J_MAC]

^^WORRRRRD^^ or try sharing one guy...

 

[eldridge]

just stay out of her way and make new friends

 

[Bar_Down]

i lol'd so hard ahaha well done

 

[Afeld]

or you could start a gang of lesbians (implied above) like in the movie the Warriors

 

[Deezy]

if there is any argument, then let her win. this way she will feel happy and not fight you

 

[Dwarftosser1]

this

 

[BenWhit]

you don't have to be best friends or even friends to be roommates. just be polite, be courteous, include her, make it not awkward. the more awkward you make it, the more likely you guys will not get along.

 

[maximiliaan]

lame

 

[klayer_9]

probably the only helpful post you will get out of this thread.

 

[Chickendodo]

 

[JIBpsy^^]

dont steal her beer

 

[JIBpsy^^]

wait i meant DO steal her beer then blame immagrants

 

[Cufe.]

then have lesbian sex!

 

[arneson]

that...
Honesty... the only way you could get in a fight is if you bring up any old problem up to her. She told me more about the story and i understand now... And i can see where you had reason to call me out like that. Talk with her... and keep her busy. She needs things to do.
Trouble is a result of boredom.
Dont let her do anything stupid haha. Im glad to hear that she is staying with you nonetheless.

 

[Yung_Gnarley]

A girl that doesn't like her roommate? No way.

 

[RICK_ROSS]

walk into her room in the middle of the night and start breaking shit. they love that

 

[.Max.]

Your icon. Change it.

 

[grahmcracker]

thanks luke... she went to school today it was tough but shes playing softball so that should keep her pretty busy.

 

[EAST~COAST]

she plays SOFTBALL she obviously wants lesbian sex

 

[bigbromskier]

Make her dinner...don't leave your shit all over the place for her to bitch about.....don't borrow her clothes without telling her--seems liek the most common fight with girls haha

 

[hot.pocket]

laughed incredibly hard, well played sir

 

[J_MAC]

have we got something agaisnt D.K. ?

 

[LS.]

decide who will take the roles of the smarter one and the prettier one

 

[HermioneGranger]

Kyle and Cody's colorful past!