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Sokiem

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On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match.' The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers yes, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: 'Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'

Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes I have.'

DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando,Florida if you win. What is your name? First only please.'

Contestant: 'Brian.'

DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'

Brian: 'Yes.'

DJ: 'Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?'

Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'

DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'

Brian: 'Sara.'

DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'

Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'

DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'

Brian: (laughing) Yes, she's at work.'

DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'

Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'

DJ: 'Brian! Stay with me here!'

Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'

DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'

DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'

Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'

DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.'

Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'

DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?'

Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'

DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'

Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her Mom is staying for a couple of weeks...'

DJ: 'Uh huh...'

Brian: '...and the Mother-in-law was in the shower at the Time.'

DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'

DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this. (3 minutes of commercials follow.)

DJ: 'Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?' (touchtones ringing)

Clerk: 'Kinkos.'

DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'

Clerk: 'This is she.'

DJ: 'Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'

Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'

DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo...do you know the rules of 'Mate match'?'

Sarah: 'No.'

DJ: 'Good!'

Brian: (laughing)

Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'

Brian (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.'

DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?'

Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'

DJ: 'All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'

Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'

DJ: 'What time?'

Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'

DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'

Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'

DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question,

Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?'

Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'

DJ: 'Where did you have it?'

Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?'

Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'

DJ: 'What is bothering you so much,Sarah?'

Sarah: 'Well, it's just that my Mom is vacationing with us and...'

DJ: 'She saw?'

Sarah: 'BRIAN?!'

Brian: 'No, no I didn't...'

DJ: 'Ease up there, sister. Just messing' with your head. Your answer, please?'

Sara: 'Dear Lord...I cannot believe you told them this.'

Brian: 'Come on, honey, it's for a free trip to Florida.'

DJ: 'Let's go, sister. We ain't got all day here. Where did you do it?'

Sarah: (short pause) 'In the ass.'

(long, long pause)

DJ: 'We'll be right back after a word from our sponsors.'

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
yeah i saw that before a while ago, but its still funny

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AAHAHAHAHHAAHAH thats gotta be embarassing... i havnt laughed this hard yet today.

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HAhaha! That was great

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haha thats funny, is it up anywhere? like an audio file?

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thats great, my jaw is on the floor hahaahahaha

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haha, i wonder if they got it or not

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wow I was definately not expecting her to say that. haha that's so awesome

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i like the clip of that old game show where the guy (chuck wollery?) asks where the wildest place the couple made whoppee is and she says the ass

 
Thats sweet I wish we had radio like that in Canada.

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did they win?

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please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
 
I don't know, I only found this bit, but i thought it was pretty good.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
thats so hilarious.

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hahahaha. on a similar note, where did that thread go where some kids older brother was sleeping on the upperbunk in his dorm and his roommate fucked some bitch in the ass and she shitted on him? where did that go? (i searched and checked my threads)

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LineSkier, you can find that on soo many sites.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
ahahahahaha. gold.

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butt sex,,,, its soo hot right now

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hahaha that would suck, but i would of given them the trip for that

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