Rofl, homeless man caught living in bridge over chicago river

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Sokiem

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It wasn't the spiffiest Chicago Bears luxury suite on the market, but it was home.

Police have evicted Richard Dorsay, 36, after discovering he had been living for the past three years in a wooden shack cleverly built into the beams and girders of the drawbridge spanning the Chicago River.

Not only that, the Chicago Sun-Times reported, but Dorsay had tapped into the bridge's electrical system to power his space heater, microwave oven, PlayStation video games and 19-inch television set, the focal point for when he'd invite friends over to drink beer and watch NFL games.

'I've never seen this,' Tom Powers, a transportation deputy commissioner, told the Sun-Times. 'Usually, it's somebody trying to get warm at night.'

Dorsay has been charged with criminal trespass to property, a misdemeanor. Defense lawyers, though, are expected to argue that since he has been watching the Bears play the past three years, he's already suffered enough.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
that homeless guy had a better live than me in university. I dont have a tv or videogames. goood damn. im never giving change to a homeless kid again.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
 
wow thats sick if im every homeless i hope i have a cool shack

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
was that his house? or did he just build a shack to get away form the wife, thats what i have under the bridge

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
"Defense lawyers, though, are expected to argue that since he has been watching the Bears play the past three years, he's already suffered enough."

AHAHAHA

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Are we clear or do we have to take this e-outside?

--Crystal-needs-a-park
 
WHAT THE FUCK IS ROFL? OR WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MEAN, I HAVE SEEN IT NUMEROUS TIMES. does it mean Rectums Of Fag Lovers?

I have never met you before but I hate you regardless
 
dank, it stands for 'roll on floor laughing' geeze get with it! jk

*Laura*

my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI

i've seen alotta real good bitches go down
 
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