Robot Unicorn Claim

[BryantPhoto]

So Dan (Wiggin) and I are on vacation in Myrtle Beach, we were playing Robot Unicorn Attack poolside, with Always by Erasure blasting of course. Two fine girls walk over and ask us if we're playing robot unicorn attack, and we're like yeah, obviously.
Needless to say, we're going out with them later tonight. /claim

 

[MAJESTY]

were they hot

 

[BrewskiJr]

Forget all those claim threads.

This is THE claim

 

[frp1080]

i think he clarified that when he said "two fine girls"

 

[Malcolm]

what if they think you guys are gay and they just want gay friends?

 

[.catierob]

and by going out with them, you mean, playing more robot unicorn attack,

lol

 

[Gameboy]

Yes! Any pics?

 

[MAJESTY]

Right on. Robot unicorn can do more than just occupy hours of your time.

 

[1337]

hahahaahhahhaahahha

and pics obviously

 

[Scott0_robot0]

this reminds me of the time i picked up a couple girls because of the the edward sharpe and the magnetic zeroes home

 

[Sir.Steezealot]

I had to

pics or it didnt happen

 

[chardi]

PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICSPICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS

 

[fsscott]

awesome

 

[tacobellslayer]

best thread in nsg right now

 

[Relish_man]

this is going somewhere... alos, pee in their butts, because we all know you guys are gonna have the occasion to do so.

 

[J-Evs]

fucking awesome

reminds me of the hannah montana episode where the models play world of warcraft or something....... MNEHHHHHHH

no homo

 

[Milksteak]

Oh my god that's amazing. Robot unicorn attack does it again...

Tell Wiggin, Milksteak says hi.

 

[Big_Spence]

 

[BrewskiJr]

Dude.... seriously? Your street cred just went way down

 

[IanAdams]

Saw it on a facebook post so either this is one big claimfest by bry and dan or its totally fucking true

 

[GreenHorn]

that

is

AWESOME

 

[steezy.stew]

Holy shit lol

 

[.Max.]

!

 

[T-Holt]

Please let this thread deliver.

 

[rep_your_hood]

Now I know the story behind Dan's facebook status

 

[ski2sky.]

and by going out with them you mean dressing them up as unicorns and fucking them

 

[Schlop]

and by going out with them you mean fucking them while Always plays on repeat

 

[deleted5]

you need me to bartend?

 

[.Duncan.]

very nice

 

[double_D]

in conclusion everyone !!!!!!

robot unicorn gets you fine women

so fuck you stereotypes !

 

[3ski6guy0]

hhaha thats pimp. i never though that game could attract a lady

 

[KiDCuDi]

hahahaha

picture that.

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

not gonna lie, pretty impressive. why did i never think of this. rookie mistake...

 

[Harry_Pothead]

hahah brilliant move my friend, now FUCK THEM

 

[rigzz]

I always knew this game could attract fine girls.

 

[WikiWiki]

threads for the second part of the story

 

[Skinsummer]

Holy shit, nice man.

 

[Gameboy]

What if... these girls were paid by some crazy ass dude who kidnaps people to sell them to dudes who will torture whatever them. Like in the hostel. And now, they're presently in a creepy cage, blinded by a scarf, waiting for the horrible death... :/

 

[Caspian]

So kinda like taken too?

 

[[Adam]]

haha dope

 

[garrettwiz]

hahaha seriously everyone knows that's wizards of waverly place... N00B

 

[Gameboy]

I don't know, never saw that movie...

But, maybe they're currently getting laid which would be way better

 

[-Dan]

yo we didn't take pictures last night cause it wasn't a big deal, but I took this cell pic of Bryant and his girl after breakfast. Mine didn't make it because her and I stayed out a bit later. anyway, here's the picture:

 

[Parrish]

Now this thread wins.

 

[MN_Nice]

BAHAHAHAHA

 

[nickyp]

Hawt son, I'd definitely tap that. Maybe even the girl too

 

[treebeard]

whaaaaaaaaaat hahahahahaha

 

[inb4_UMAD]

looks like that gomez chick... wait, is this shopped?

 

[MN_Nice]

 

[kootenayklaus]

No wang, watson.

 

[Gameboy]

yes